Fuck, Marry, Block: Hot Guys From TV Commercials
When that guy from Verizon asks if you can hear him now, he’s making sure his being out and proud is loud and clear. Cuz’ he’s gay! I always thought he was way too cute and spiffy to be playing for the beige team. His real name is Paul Marcarelli, and he recently authored a piece for The Huffington Post about his sexual identity.
“I am gay,” he writes in the HuffPo post. “If it makes you uncomfortable, too bad. It’s not going to change. I wouldn’t change it if I could. And if you have a problem with it, it is because you are either ignorant, brainwashed or a latent homosexual yourself.”
Preach, brotha! This got me to thinking. Who are some of the other guys shilling products in commercials that I might have jacked off to when I was hard up for fap material? Let’s see. Remember Lucky from the Diet Coke commercials of yesteryear? And the Old Spice guy who is both comical and fuckable! Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with these corporate whores!
- J. Harvey
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Old Spice Guy