Fuck, Marry, Block: Hot Guys From TV Commercials

October 27, 2011
dewitt
Entertainment
22 Comments

When that guy from Verizon asks if you can hear him now, he’s making sure his being out and proud is loud and clear. Cuz’ he’s gay! I always thought he was way too cute and spiffy to be playing for the beige team. His real name is Paul Marcarelli, and he recently authored a piece for The Huffington Post about his sexual identity.

“I am gay,” he writes in the HuffPo post. “If it makes you uncomfortable, too bad. It’s not going to change. I wouldn’t change it if I could. And if you have a problem with it, it is because you are either ignorant, brainwashed or a latent homosexual yourself.”

Preach, brotha! This got me to thinking. Who are some of the other guys shilling products in commercials that I might have jacked off to when I was hard up for fap material? Let’s see. Remember Lucky from the Diet Coke commercials of yesteryear? And the Old Spice guy who is both comical and fuckable! Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with these corporate whores!

- J. Harvey

To let us know which one of these guys you’re fucking, marry or blocking on Manhunt, Follow the JUMP:

Paul Maracarelli

Lucky

Old Spice Guy

ATOWNTOP

FUCK = LUCKY
MARRY = OLD SPICE GUY
BLOCK = PAUL/VERIZON GUY

OLD SPICE GUY IS FUCKING HOT, AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE HE’S GOING TO SHOW UP…

VERIZON GUY JUST ISN’T DOING IT FOR ME WITH THOSE CMG’S…
Dkbimd

FUCK = Old SPice Guy
Fuck = Verizon Guy (Bet he’s an animal when caught with a dick up his ass)
MARRY =Lucky (so I could fuck him every night)
Runnah69

fuck – lucky
marry- lucky so i can keep fucking him
guess paul and old spice guy will just have to watch lucky and I going hot deep and hard!!
Discreettalljock

you’re kidding, right…?
Dahbare

Marry Lucky. I would then be fucking Lucky.
WestAtlBear

I agree with the sentiment towards Lucky Vanous, but in truth, I’d like to see what he looks like now. The pics of Paul Marcarelli and Isaiah Mustafah are at least recent, and Lucky’s Diet Coke campaign was YEARS ago …
Scorpion Tiger

Fuck Old Spice and Lucky.
Marry Paul.
Block no one.
Riuk881

I’d fuck Lucky and block the other two
RoadRunner86

The “Old Spice Guy” is former NFL player Isaiah Mustafa.
Euro0083

I’m feelin LUCKY!
michal

LUCKY
Neil_Anblomi

Fuck: Paul Maracarelli
Marry: Lucky Vanous
Block Isaiah Mustafa

Lucky Vanous (today) is here…canyon-news.com/artman2/publish/On_the_Industry_1168/Exclusive_Interview_with_Lucky_Devil_s_Owner.php
Neil_Anblomi

(Sigh) Let’s try this again.

http://www.canyon-news.com/artman2/publish/On_the_Industry_1168/Exclusive_Interview_with_Lucky_Devil_s_Owner.php
JarredMikkal

FUck – Lucky
Marry – Old spice guy (id like to hit that often)
Block: Verizon guy
WestAtlBear

Oh yes … he has aged very VERY well. He’s a keeper (he’s also 50, but doesn’t look it at all)
apothos

block old spice
fuck verizon guy so he can say ‘can u hear me now’ as he cums all over the cell phone
marry lucky
Robbie Franco

Fuck: Paul and Lucky at the same time
Marry: Old Spice Guy– he’s sexy, has great posture and will surprise me with tickets to that thing I wanted to see. He didn’t even know what it was– what I wanted was all that mattered. Now THAT’S a husband!!
RobertK

I’d marry Paul and the 2 of us could fuck Lucky and the Old Spice Guy!
X

Old Spice Guy, Old Spice Guy, those other guys.
http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com Michael!

Out of all the guys in commercials, you paired these three?

Good on Paul for being out and proud…and loud.
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Mister Impatience.

i don’t feel the need to “block” any of them, although i’d certainly be finding m’self wanting to Suck (not sure about “Fuck” since i’m a Top, and it seems like he would be, too) & Marry the –i’m On A Horse– Guy.

just for the Accent, and the knowledge that isaiah would never be caught smelling Funky, alone.
The ROCK

FUCK = OLD SPICE GUY
MARRY = LUCKY
BLOCK = PAUL/VERIZON GUY

Fuck, Marry, Block: Hot Guys From TV Commercials

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