October 14, 2011

Gay Ass Gossip: Rob Kardashian And His Bubble Ass Are Sick Of The Family Business

ITEM – The boy is PACKING. I’ve made no secret of my disdain for anything Kardashian, but it looks like I’ve found the one member of their vapid clan to appreciate. No, it’s not Bruce Jenner’s plastic surgeon. That guy should be brought up on charges. It’s Dancing With The Stars’ contestant Rob Kardashian’s giant bubble ass. I would take a facefirst dive into that rump. Those pants are about to blow!

Oh, and as for the gossip portion of this item, it turns out Rob is over his family just like the rest of us.

“I’m sick of all that and I’m trying to branch away from all that,” he told People. Someone hold back my hair, I may vomit from actually admiring a Kardashian.

– J. Harvey

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I don’t watch House, so I have next to no info on this dude. But he wore a wetsuit to a charity surfing event and then took part of it off and looked totally spankable. His name is Jesse Spencer. That’s all you need, right?


ITEM – The trailer for The Avengers flick came out this week! SQUEE (sorry, comic book geek here)! It speaks for itself, but the only thing missing is a lockerroom scene in which the superguys are putting on or taking off their spandex.

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  • Tachyon_commando

    Jesse Spencer: wow he’s buffed out and turned from adorable cute to handsome sexy. Australian actor I first saw in cheesy Lifetime-esque movie SWIMMING UPSTREAM… the #1.5 reason to watch HOUSE. He looks better with short cropped hair …. IMO.

  • tiger40

    NICE…..SWEEEEEET! oh ya the pics of the guy in the wet suit not too bad either…HAHA

  • RedRover

    Jessie Spencer is the ONLY reason to watch House.

  • Darson256

    Talk about gluteus MAXIMUS!  Rob K got some back!!  What a delicious looking piece of work!  Do you think he would show it bare for the right price?  Lord knows any of the females would.  Everyone send in a dollar to see Rob’s bedonkadonk in its natural state.

  • RaE

    OMG…. Chris Evans I love you!!! I can’t wait.


    Well with that ass nobody will ever doubt that he is not one of those TALENTLESS Kardashians !!!

  • Pigknuckle

    that kardashian guy has a fat ass, not only that, panty line, hello!

  • Mat

    Can’t wait for the Avengers!!! And yeah, Jesse Spencer has a kicking bod!

  • Hh9999

    Screw everything here but the Avengers. Can’t wait to see this! I may be standing in line for one of  the Midnight Previews and that will make the first time I’ve stood in line for any movie since the original Star Wars.

  • JPH

    Awesome trailer for Avengers. Did you check in one of the first scenes the billboards for Aussie Bum. I can only imagine Chris Hemsworth in one of those tight briefs. Also, nice ass on the Whoredashian kid.

  • B1

    Let’s be honest. All the Kardashians have that full round bursting ass. Most of us think it is unsightly when it’s on Kim, but fuckable when it’s on Rob.

  • SDN

    Jesse Spencer went nude in the brit mini-series P.D. James Death in Holy Orders.

  • LEO

    All Rob means is he’s ready for his own show or some shit. You can’t really blame them, the public can’t seem to get enough of the vapid family. 

  • Freddy1

    Asses run in there family, if all his sisters has one why not him. I wish i could tap that!

  • No-Personality

    I’m sold.

    On Rob’s ass.