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October 27, 2011

Gay Terms We Like: Butt Pirate

Avast ye mateys, we shall pillage that booty! Let’s try a little something with our “Gay Terms We…” feature. Yep, I have no problem being called a “butt pirate.” I think it sounds manly. I like ass, and pirates are cool! They’ve got hooks for hands, they swashbuckle for treasure, and they enslave nubile young men to serve on their ships! There’s eye-patches, and if the talking parrot gets too irritating, you can shoot a musket ball at it! Plus, it’s fun to talk in pirate dialect.

So take said pirate, and then make sure the booty he’s scavenging for is the high and tight butt of the hottest landlubber around! How is that an insult? If a homophobe calls me that, I raise my mug of grog and drink one to him. BUTT PIRATES UNITE!

Speaking of butt pirates, we give you Reese Rideout and Tristan Scott. These two chow down on each other’s asses like sexy pigs at a trough, and then Reese takes Tristan for a spin on his cock. Consummate butt pirates!

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Randy Blue

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Jefry765 10:53pm on October 30, 2011

what about 'Rump Ranger' or 'Ring Pirate'?

  • Pretty Much An A**hole

    I’d let Reese call me anything he wants if that means he’s sleep with me.

  • kink2go

    I like the idea of alternating gay slang “we” hate with gay slang “we” like.

    And although I have no problem with the term “butt pirate” (although assholes and pirate hooks are nothing to mess around with), I wonder about liking this term because it’s “manly” and hating “boy pussy” or “mangina” because it associates “us” with women.  Because, you know, to be thought of as unmanly or effeminate would be so horrible . . . .  How about gay terms we hate that reveal our self-hatred.

  • Runnah69

    if  there  is a  pirate   near  by   well shiver me timbers    i am so ready  to do  his calling  and  ride   his piston aboard   his   ship.  and  i  hope  he shares  his Booty

  • Darson256

    Two snaps in Z formation!

  • My Other Car’s the Tardis

    Aaaaargh!

  • b-rech

    Did you know that there actually was no such thing as “Pirate Dialect” and that it was merely made popular by Robert Newton as Long John Silver in the 1950s Disney movie “Treasure Island.” In reality, pirates most likely sounded exactly the same is normal British Merchant Sailors and the Navy.

    But, I love being a Butt Pirate 😉 😛

  • gay terms we hate FAGGOTRY

  • Travis

    I’m dressing as a gay pirate for halloween! … or a butt pirate!!!

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    Reese ass now thats a real treasure !!!

  • Grammar Dweeb

    Uh… I thought you needed four snaps in order to make a Z formation.  Simple math, a “Z” has four points.

  • Captain Stabyanus

    Me and me crew find you takin’ offence to bein’ called “butt pirates” offensive.

    Yarr!

  • Arrrgh. Let’s plunder some booty and shiver their timbers…stuff like that.
    Hurray for butt pirates!

  • Butt Pirate sounds stupid to me and although I don’t hate it as much as other terms it would probably turn me off

  • Badboi

    This might leave me in the minority, but I really like the term ‘fudge packer.’  It makes me giggle.

  • jj345

    actually Grammar Dweeb, it’s THREE snaps, as there are three lines (ie. motions) in a Z

  • Jefry765

    what about ‘Rump Ranger’ or ‘Ring Pirate’?