Thomas Jane’s Pretty Open About His Hustler Past
Check the fuzzy asscheeks! Nom nom. Thomas Jane is the dude who swings his gigolo dick on HBO’s Hung, and has appeared in a ton of movies including Boogie Nights and Deep Blue Sea. Deep Blue Sea is where he ran around the whole time in a very clingy wetsuit, and the terrible CGI sharks had absolutely no effect on my boner.
Yesterday, the LA Times reported that Jane isn’t a stranger to hustling dick. Hey, maybe it was really early research for his future role. In an interview, Thomas revealed that when he first came to Hollywood, he did some stuff for money. And sandwiches!
Hey, you grow up as an artist in a big city, as James Dean said, you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors. You know, when I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car. I was 18. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?
He’s got my vote. Seriously, can you recall another successful actor in Hollywood who would admit that? Jane identifies as straight, but went on to say that he doesn’t think you can know what kind of genitals you prefer unless you try both. Wait, does this mean I’m not gay? I fingered a girl once, but we didn’t get to the down and dirty.
Frankly, I think picturing Thomas Jane blowing for sandwiches NOW as opposed to when he was 18 is much hotter. He’s on the cusp of daddy fantasy, and I’ve been bad.
- J. Harvey
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