So what’s so frickin’ special about this Thanksgiving edition of The Cock Buffet? Absolutely nothing! It’s just like all the previous roundups, except this time you’re probably waking up from a tryptophan-induced nap with the equivalent of morning wood. We’d like to take care of […]
Day: November 24, 2011
Things We’re Thankful For: Rugby Players
Rugbydar is a hot blog that features the amazing men of pro rugby. There are so may aspects of this sport that we treasure. Muscled beef monsters rubbing up on each other in short shorts in these “scrum” thingies. Jockstrap peeks. Their tendency to get […]
Twink Tank: Calvin Koons
Oh, by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We couldn’t let this day go by without an obligatory joke about “stuffing”, so we saved this week’s edition of Twink Tank for the occasion. Why? Because Calvin Koons is a total slut for cock, and there’s a whole […]
Things We’re Thankful For: Magic Mike
Magic Mike is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh flick about male strippers, and we’re all praying for dick. It’s Soderbergh, so it might…actually… possibly… maybe… have at least a glimpse of mainstream celeb cock. It stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew […]
Ask Benjamin Godfre Anything. Yes, Anything.
Benjamin Godfre, who you may otherwise recognize as this week’s “sexiest man of the moment”, has been an awfully good sport about all the inappropriate things we say about his penis. He even reached out to thank us for writing so much about him! Usually, […]
Vincius Goulard: Summer Is Only 8 Months Away!
Happy Thanksgiving. Winter is coming. Soon there’s going to be cars stuck in snowbanks, slush puddles to step in, and you and the rest of the hot guys will be wearing as many layers as possible so your nipples don’t crack and fall off. FUCK […]
Jeremy Renner Isn’t Gay, He’s Just Very Busy
Jeremy Renner is the hotsy actor from The Hurt Locker who wowed the panties off of everyone, and is currently hot shit in Hollywood. He’s about to pop up in every movie except those on Lifetime Television, so (inevitably) gay rumors are a-flyin’. When it […]
Secret Sex: Jason Mraz
We’re supposed to like Jason Mraz because he supports gay rights and marriage equality, but I am incapable of doing so for a few small reasons—a) I’m a music snob, b) I’m a music snob, and c) I’m a music snob. Granted, there are going […]