A few years ago, I encountered a guy on Manhunt whose ultimate fantasy was as follows: a) A guy pours Guinness down his ass crack, b) He attempts to lap up as much of it as possible, c) The remainder is caught in a pint glass, d) Both of them top off the pint glass with their jizz, and e) He then proceeds to imbibe the semen-beer concoction.
While this isn’t quite on the level of freezing cum as lube, you have to admit that it’s a little strange… And yet it turned me on so damn much. The raucous frat boy inside of me draws a strong connection between beer and sex. When you combine the two, it’s a surefire way to get me going.
Of course, as things work out in this cruel world, I never got the chance to meet up with Guinness Rimjob and make his dream come true. We lost touch, and all I’m left with is this stupid blog post where I’m getting waaaaaay off topic.
What was my point here? Oh, right! Do you like beer? Do you consider it erotic in a way that doesn’t involve inserting the bottles into buttholes? Does this scene between Sebastian Keys and Dayton O’Connor turn you on as much as it turns me on? And, yes, before you ask, this post is basically about my desire to have someone pour beer on his dick while he’s fucking me.