Top or Bottom: Alec Baldwin

November 26, 2011
dewitt
Bears & Hairy Men
18 Comments

Though you’re free to make assumptions about previous Top or Bottom participants, we are not in any way implying that Alec Baldwin enjoys the (naked) company of other men. The 30 Rock star is an avid supporter of the gay community, and he cracks way too many homoerotic “wink wink” jokes to be a crazy closet-case. He’s pretty fucking straight. We accept that.

Now, with that said, Baldwin is partially responsible for the celebrity-themed direction we’ve taken with our Top or Bottom series. He’s also got a decent amount of sex appeal, with previous polls indicating that 44.7% of you want Jack Donaghy in your “funcooker”.

Based on what we know about Baldwin, we’ve always assumed he’d lean towards the top side of the spectrum… But maybe we’re wrong? Hypothetically, if he were to engage in gay sex, do you think he’d prefer to pound some ass or get his “daddy bear” ass pounded? Click through to vote, and leave a comment with any additional thoughts!

As for the verdict on Tim Tebow? Total top. That’s the most disappointing verdict ever.

- Dewitt

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Kenneth

Who cares? Alec has let himself get out of shape. He was attractive back in the day when he was married to Kim.
Tom in STL

I voted “Vers Top”. I’ve always thought Alec was hot.

And for the record, I voted “Total Bottom” on Tim Tebow. He’s just begging to get plowed.
LuvManFurr!

I used to spank it out thinking about Alec when he was sitting in the tub in “Dress Grey”. He was fucking HOT back then.
http://www.jimwilkinsonimages.blogspot.com Jim Wilkinson Images

Grade for blogger based on 6th category comment: D-.

I’m a “cunty asshole” because I find this extremely unpleasant looking man an “ew”? Get a grip, Bro. This kind of remark belongs to the bottom dwellers making snide comments on here, not from you.
http://frankofsydney@hotmail.com Frank Sams

With regard Alec Baldwin OR any other male actor that is known to be straight , he may one or many gay male friends and they talk about every thing politics,sports religion the weather ,finance …. and sex… and thus many straight male actors and female and television people with gay friends are educated and ‘in the know’ about the gay world ,jokes the gay meaning of top or bottom . But then as actors must ask question about every thing so its talk talk talk . Thus making them the actors we want to watch when a new Film is at the cinemas .
Brian

He’s still kind of hot,I’d bend over for him.
Pigknuckle

he’s the most coveted of “gay” men…..the elusive daddy bear! feed at your own risk
Guest12

Yeah, he was hot back during his “Knots Landing” days. I wished that this question was asked back in those days. YUM!!!!! Billy Baldwin is HOT! All of them look so much alike. Stephen is so-so.
MUSCLE DAD

alec is the gays best friend so knock off the shit are all yu assholes thin and trimm?
Alec is a dream dayy bear, yumm

and back in the day steven was fucking hot saw him in a movie where he played a cop, big beefy, 5′o’clock shadow, yum
hman

I’m Tebow has already been plowed plenty, remeber he grew up in the church, and still goes back for more.
me623

To me, Alec was the finest of the Baldwin Brothers. I would have given him some in a minute, back in his thinner fine days. He’s still not bad looking, but now he’s not sexy as he used to be.
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Mister Impatience.

my vote just made it equally likely, at present, for us to peg old alex for a versa/top as a pure top.

188 each way.

not bad.
http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com Michael!

In my mind, he’d be an aggressive, bossy bottom who tops from the bottom.
Red Rover

Just an old fat over the hill ex-screen star that can’t make on the big screen any longer. Yawn!!
Anonymous

Bingo, we have a winner!!!! He WANTS up the ass, BUT only HIS way. TOTAL BOSSY BOTTOM!
Hh9999

Didn’t vote because, Really, Alec Baldwin?? Who cares??
YUMadTho

You sound mad…
Greenkai3000

Total top. A hot beefy, hairy, sexy and hopefully hung daddy like him looks like he enjoys taking charge. No argument there.

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