Top or Bottom: Zac Efron

Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that we can’t even handle it.

Forget about all the rumors! Is society so close-minded that we can’t accept a straight man loves to act, sing, and dance? This is the same type of discrimination Zac’s character faced in the High School Musical series. Who says you can’t be interested in both basketball and choreographed musical numbers? The bold Troy Bolton has taught us that you can do both… at the same time.

We’re not really sure where we’re going with this, but the fact of the matter is this—Zac Efron’s hot as hell. If he were gay, which he is  most definitely not, do you think he’d prefer to Top or Bottom? Keep in mind, this is all very hypothetical. VERY HYPOTHETICAL! Zac Efron would never stick a penis in his mouth. He’s just that straight.

- Dewitt

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