Marc Dylan is not 2011′s Hottest Cock Slut. We were going to give him the title until we had a change of heart at the very last minute. Our dicks pointed us in a different direction! A direction that does not involve Trent Locke. Or Mason Star. Or even Jessie Colter!

So without further ado, it brings us great pleasure to announce that gay-for-pay performer Cody Cummings is 2011′s Hottest Cock Slut!

Just kidding. He didn’t even make the list (despite the fact that his butthole’s been fucked by hundreds of random dudes). You’ll have to scroll through to find out who this year’s winner is. We promise it won’t disappoint you! Okay, well, it won’t disappoint most of you…

- Dewitt

Photo credit: COLT Studio Group

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Ok, before you give me an open-handed slap across the mouth for clownin’ on the Pope – just check out the INTENSE EYE-FUCKING that dude is giving these acrobat guys. I’m waiting for the front of his robe to slowly rise. Who can blame him. I got a chubby over the one guy’s muscular back. Backs are nice. Anyway, the Pope’s a virgin so he could actually swing our way. Not that you’d know it from some of the shitty things he says about us. Ok, I’m done.

- J. Harvey

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From the “Hey Girl” meme to his “Photoshopped” abs, 2011 was undeniably the year of Ryan Gosling. We were going to do a countdown of this year’s hottest celebrities, until we realized there’s nobody else beyond Ryan Gosling. He’s everything right now. Even Bradley Cooper knows what’s up.

Though a few of our friends would swear up and down that Ryan’s playing for our team (wishful thinking on their part), he’s never really set off our gaydar. With that said, we still can’t stop ourselves from asking the all-too-important question. If Mr. Gosling liked dudes, do you think he’d prefer to Top or Bottom?

Last week, nearly half of you voted Santa Claus as a total top. We prefer Jimmy T‘s answer: “He’s gotta be 100% versatile so he can give you what you want, no matter who you are, especially since he always knows who’s naughty and who’s nice.” Alas, it doesn’t matter what we think. Check out the full results here.

- Dewitt

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Dominic Figlio is an underwear model who’s too well-endowed to have his likeness printed on Hanes or Fruit of the Loom packages at your local K-Mart. His exceptionally large bulge would give too many men an inferiority complex, and there’s a pretty good chance that he’d cause sex riots full of horny housewives who aren’t getting any from their low-life husbands (but still have to buy their underwear, ’cause they left skidmarks on every other pair).

We’re not even sure why Dominic bothers wearing underwear for his photo shoots, because he’d be more likely to sell those skimpy briefs if he just whipped out his cock and wore the undies on his head. Extra points if he sniffs them! An infinite amount of points if he lets us sniff them!

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Felix Dasilva

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As a follow-up to their boner-inducing Christmas video, the folks at Andrew Christian have filmed an explosive New Year’s Eve clip set to Cazwell and Peaches almost-good-but-mostly-embarrassing-for-everyone-involved track “Unzip Me”. We say “explosive” in the sense that there are literally substances erupting all over these models’ faces and muscular bodies. One of them even shoots some down the back of another model’s undies!

Watch it and you’ll understand. We call dibs on the guy with the chest tattoo.

- Dewitt

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