Bradley Cooper Doesn’t Think He’s Sexy (And Definitely Faps To Pictures of Ryan Gosling On His Computer)

It turns out that Bradley Cooper, this past weekend’s Top or Bottom subject, isn’t too comfortable with his “Sexiest Man Alive” title. While appearing on The Graham Norton Show to promote The Hangover 2 ‘s DVD release, he had the following to say: “I’m finally […]

Drawn To You: Cam Gigandet Masturbated By Magic Gloves (Yes, It’s Exactly What It Sounds Like)

Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]

Will Tom Hanks’ Totally Hot Son Give You A Blowjob (Or More) If You Help Him Complete His Final Paper?

This just in! Chet Hanks, the son of actor Tom Hanks, is offering up a “reward” to fellow classmates at Northwestern University, if they’re willing to give him a whole month’s worth of notes. You see, Chet was too busy aspiring to become the next […]