For this week’s update, we bring back one of our furry favorites, Marco, and monster cock stud, Ace. This was the first time that either of these guys had ever been filmed having sex. Fortunately for these first timers, we had sex expert Drew Cutler […]
Day: December 8, 2011
Louis Vuitton’s Condoms Cost $68
Because your jizz should only be trapped by the finest prophylactic money has to offer. What stupid ass is going to be spending that much money on a rubber? Their last name can only be Kardashian. It’s like spending a grip on toilet paper. It’s […]
Quickie: Bryan Thunder Cloud
Donatella Versace should get down on her assuredly bony and overly tanned knees and thank model Bryan Thunder Cloud for making her bags look this cute n’ sexy. The shot of him with the bubble gum and the pube teasing is so sweet it’s worsened […]
Iván Pillud: One Of Soccer’s Biggest Tools
No, guy, we should be giving YOU a thumbs up. What has two thumbs, is a pro soccer player, and very cool with showing off his bare bone on camera? Iván Pillud! He’s an Argentinian footballer who plays for Racing Club de Avellaneda. More importantly, […]
Why Does Steve Jones Ever Wear Clothing?
Add Steve Jones, the host of the US version of The X Factor, to my ever-growing list of imaginary boyfriends. The British hunk* recently made an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and he took off his shirt to reveal his fantastically hairy chest. That’s […]
The Cock Buffet: New Gay Porn With Francois Sagat, Race Cooper, Jason Adonis, Zeb Atlas & Many More!
This is my new boyfriend Vinny Castillo. Our relationship works because he accepts that I’m also dating Mark Ruffalo, AK, Colby Keller, Kiel Mannix, Adam Pally, Justin from PINUPS and pretty much everyone on our list of suggested nominees for 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut. Also, […]
Here’s A Picture of McFly’s Danny Jones Naked (Sort Of)
This isn’t really news considering the whole band posed nude ages ago, but McFly frontman Danny Jones got all sorts of naked on Twitter. Unfortunately, it wasn’t one of those “accidentally trying to direct message dick pics to some chick” incidents, so there isn’t much […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: “Gigolos”
My only real experience with Showtime’s Gigolos is when Joel McHale bags on them on The Soup. The gist is that it’s a reality show about straight (?) male hustlers in LAs Vegas. Sorry – “gigolos”. With the news that bisexual porn beefiness Zeb Atlas […]
Adam McMahon Can Cure All Ills
Kids, your Manhunt Daily co-blogger feels like microwaved shit. That sound you hear is a bitch flat-lining. Call a coroner, fetch a toe-tag. Dewitt was cool enough to cover my posts yesterday, but duty calls. If I falter mid-sentence, don’t hate me and someone dial […]
LOL Alert: Rick Perry’s Unpopular Opinions
We’ve all seen Rick Perry‘s disgusting “Strong” ad by now, right? Well, now it’s time to make fun of it! Rick Perry’s Unpopular Opinions features the same animated GIF of the aspiring presidential candidate, juxtaposed with a series of thoughts that practically no one would […]