I’ll never understand why The Cock Buffet doesn’t perform as well as our other posts about porn, because it’s literally just copious amounts of porn! Why would you want to read a post about one measly scene, when there are nearly two dozen sexy fuckers […]
Day: December 15, 2011
Quickie: Sylvain Guillemaud
Sylvain Guillemaud‘s hip/butt tattoo looks surprisingly familiar, but that may be the result of staring at his pictures for as long as we have. Perhaps he’s done another shoot with photographer Luke Austin? Or maybe he did some porn for BentleyRace or some studio like […]
Hot Rugger: Dan Carter
As a friend of mine says, “HOLY SHITBALLS.” When you Google “hot rugby player”, this sports deity pops up. Dan Carter looks like if Superman ditched the world-saving and took up short shorts and running on the pitch. Carter’s also a spokesbod for Jockey. He’s […]
Secret Sex: The Sexiest “Unsexy” Men of 2011
Are you getting tired of all these “Best of 2011” lists yet? We have good news for you, because today’s installment of Secret Sex puts a spin on the usual end-of-the-year countdown. We took the top fifty subjects from The Phoenix‘s list of “The Unsexiest […]
Mario Lopez Is Selling His Underwear
Okay, can we just all agree that Mario Lopez keeps getting better with age? He never did anything for me in his Saved by the Bell days—which makes sense since I was no more than eight years old—but fucking A.C. Slater has grown up quite […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”
I was so into Rooney Mara as the punked-out, depressive, bisexual hacker chick in the upcoming The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but then she opened her fool mouth and started talking shit about one of my fave rave programs, Law & Order: SVU. Mariska […]
Big Beefy Monster Hotness Gets A Rubdown
I am so jealous of this lady. She is basically GRIPPING HIS ASSCHEEKS and manipulating them. And he’s all thonged and laying there like a big side of fuckbeef. Yeah, I wrote “fuckbeef”. – J. Harvey
Can You Please Give Michael Stabile All Your Money?
There are only four days to go, and our dear friend (we shook hands once!) Michael Stabile still hasn’t reached his $25,000 goal for Seed Money: The Chuck Holmes Story. We’ve been told this amount will only cost a third of what it takes to […]
Is The Silver Fox Coming Out Of The Closet?
It’s about damn time! Gawker is reporting that CNN anchor, talk show host, and hot silvery piece Anderson Cooper is prepping a coming out episode of his show. He will reportedly reveal that he likes dudes during February sweeps (obviously). Not that it matters. If […]
Hot or Not: Bel Ami’s Obnoxiously Loud Models
Most of us would agree that it’s desirable for your partner(s) to be verbal and communicative during sex. However, one might argue that there’s such a thing as too much moaning, growling and dirty talk in the bedroom. Bel Ami‘s models are notorious for wailing […]