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December 3, 2011

Everything Butt: The Best Asses of 2011

As promised this past Thursday, we’re kicking off our first round of “Best of 2011” posts with a very special edition of Everything Butt. Today’s countdown is based purely on popularity, so we had no say regarding the order in which these men appear.

With that said, we can state that you all have extremely good taste. We’d sell our left testicle to sleep with any of the men on this list! Well, at least Dewitt would. We’re pretty sure J. Harvey would want both of his balls if he ever got his hands on Nick Sterling

Click through to find out who had the best asses of 2011:

10. JED of SEAN CODY:

We wrote: “Why would anyone ever make fun of those gloriously fuzzy mounds of pleasure? We can only surmise that all the guys who cracked jokes in the locker room were secretly lusting after Jed’s rump. “Ha ha! Look at your big ass! You’re like a male version of J. Lo,” they’d say… And then they’d go home and masturbate. Profusely.”

9. CHIP TANNER of RANDY BLUE:

We wrote: “His smooth, muscular cheeks are practically unbelievable, jutting out as if they were from some ol’ school Tom of Finland cartoon. While I’d like to think I’m ready for that jelly, I’m not completely sure. It’s almost too much to handle!”

8. KALLIPYGOS D:

We wrote: “We don’t feel bad about posting Kallipygos D twice, because this man takes some of the best ass pictures in the universe. This is only a small sampling of the various shots on his Flickr page.”

7. KURT MADISON of RANDY BLUE:

We wrote: “Kurt is both a gymnast and a dancer (flexibility!), and the way he pops his booty makes our dicks throb uncontrollably. While it’d be a crime if he hasn’t filmed a hardcore scene as a top, it’ll be just as bad if he never winds up on the receiving end…”

6. BROCK YURICH:

We wrote: “Yurich is a native of Philly, and currently resides in Orlando where he MUST be doing squats all day long, playing hockey, or speedskating because ASS. Did we mention ASS? Brock’s got some.”

5. NICK STERLING of RANDY BLUE:

We wrote: “The two of us have fights (that only exist in my brain) over who would have to take sloppy seconds, should Nick ever throw himself hole-first at our penises. To be completely honest, sloppy seconds wouldn’t even matter, because Nick’s ass is so remarkable that you wouldn’t even care who tapped it before you.”

4. BEN BROWN:

We wrote: “The ‘B’ in ‘Ben Brown’ should stand for ‘Body’ and ‘Butt.’ One of our favorite UK-based porn stars has a nice, perky arse and he’s very into showing it off.”

3. MARKO LEBEAU:

We wrote: “Marko Lebeau has a serious case of ‘cub butt’… From the neck up, he’s got this all-American pretty boy appeal. From the neck down, he’s got a muscular body that’s sure to please all the jock lovers…
Then he turns around, and you’re confronted by a thick, hairy ass that makes you want to say ‘Woof’.”

2. MARCO of FRATMEN:

We wrote: “Some butts show up and they’re like BAM! WHAM! WALLOP! They smack you right in the face with their do-ability. Marco from Fratmen has that kind of ass. Round but tight, and it pops right up for you. You just want to sink your cock balls-deep into it.”

1. DANIEL RUMFELT:

We wrote: “Not everyone’s into tossing salad, but you gotta admit – Daniel Rumfelt‘s ass is BEGGING for a faceplant, no? Rumfelt is DNA magazine’s latest coverboy and holy hell, what a man. When Daniel’s not at the gym making himself godlike, he’s sending me pics of himself brandishing his throbbing cock and spreading his cheeks. You might have guessed that didn’t really happen, but butts like his make me delusional.”

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Eric Price 9:00am on October 12, 2012

Wow those white boys have some of the best looking asses i've ever layed eyes on and i've seen a few beautiful white ones my favorite!!!!

  • David

    I can;t decide, I can’t decide

  • Nick’s ass is pretty damn flawless. But I’d definitely give my  left testicles for that hairy Marko LeBeau rump!

  • equalove

    Marco in the shower takes it ( all )

  • Pretty Much An A**hole

    I’m pretty sure I’m going to need to test each of these asses first before I can make a fair vote.

  • hotassalert

    You’ve not seen anything like @aaronhoff:twitter look at his profile photo and twit pics

  • JPH

    Great selection, but I’d have ranked Ben Brown and Nick Sterling a bit higher on the list.

  • B1

    You can’t be serious. With this top 10 list, Nick Sterling should be #1, with Marko a close #2. Ben Brown and Brock Yurich in the 3/4, Jed, Chip Daniels, and Kalligypos D in the 5/6/7 spots, the rest fill out the remaining slots.

  • John

    You forgot about Francios Sagat. He beats em all!

  • Tedd92

    I like Brock and Marko the best in that order.

  • Ed

    Mark one for Marko.

  • Irman3

    They are all pretty damn nice!

  • Josh

    Agreeeeed!

  • Joseph

    Amazing that Nick Sterling came in #5; he should totally be #1.

  • darryl

    Thank you!  Thank you!  Thank you!  Being a major fan of Man Ass, that’s a great Ass line up.  I think they deserve another Thank you!

  • Pittpapi1

    marco all the way

  • chris

    Nick Sterling By far is no.1!!!!!

  • Red Rover

    Dear God….how could you choose from all this perfection????

  • iluvcumgutrs

    Hands down and cock up for Nick Sterling. I love that man!!

  • ur_hole

    it’s gotta be Nick!

  • j boy

    Marco!

  • devilsgrin

    its totally gotta be Nick.
    but Daniel’s ass is very nearly as perfect.

  • MUSCLE DAD

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, NICK STERLINGS ASS BEGS YOU TO…
    CUM AND…
    FINGER IT 
    SPIT IN IT
    SLAP IT
    SPANK IT
    SUCK IT
    AND OH HELL YEAH FUCK IT LIKE ALL DAY LONG EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • AJ

    No offense, but how is #3 so high on the list and Rafael Alencar not even on it.

  • kink2go

    Very, very nice list.  And I think you selected the right #1 for my tastes.  Although a strong case could be made for both Marco and Nick Sterling.  But Chip Tanner should definitely have been higher up.

  • All are divine…but really #3 ranks that highly in comparison.  I’ll need to recount the votes (comments?) on that one.

  • Undecided2

    Nick Sterling isn’t #3. Dewitt/J. Harvey what have they put in the water up there at the offices??

  • Undecided2

    I would eat that ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner with a fork, knife and spoon. Shit I might even have to wear a bib

  • Where’s the beef

    Went to his page, didnt really see any ass shots, but he is cute though. I got a little excited when I saw he lives in San Fran, lol.

  • J. Harvey

    This post made my dick explode, Dewitt. I’m sending you a bill. Is it way too pervy that I was Mr. D and Nick Sterling to sandwich my head with their asses?

  • Anonymous

     “Is it way too pervy that I was Mr. D and Nick Sterling to sandwich my head with their asses?”

    I’m not even sure how that’d WORK, but I want this to happen (with pictures, obviously).

  • Kratos256

    Sorry but brock’s got THE hottest ass!

  • Aiden319

     How do you have a best ass list and not have a single black guy?

  • bianca

    Brock Yurich Nick Sterling & Daniel Rumfelt are the best to me 

  • Booty Police

    Because he has a receipt from the Dr he bought it from.

  • Nunya

    oh come on… you post the pick of jeremy rowback in his jock leaning over the balcony and he’s not even in the top ten? better luck next year…

  • I think you need to give Shay Michaels, Lawson Kane and Craig Reynolds honorable mentions as well

  • I think you need to give Shay Michaels, Lawson Kane and Craig Reynolds honorable mentions in the best asses of 2011

  • Eric Price

    Wow those white boys have some of the best looking asses i’ve ever layed eyes on and i’ve seen a few beautiful white ones my favorite!!!!