Fuck, Marry, Block: “Gigolos”

December 08, 2011
dewitt
Entertainment
37 Comments

My only real experience with Showtime’s Gigolos is when Joel McHale bags on them on The Soup. The gist is that it’s a reality show about straight (?) male hustlers in LAs Vegas. Sorry – “gigolos”.

With the news that bisexual porn beefiness Zeb Atlas will be making a guest appearance on the show to school the cast of cock-wranglers about how lucrative being a GAY escort is, it was obviously time to play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with them.

Before we begin, you can’t tell us that the cast of Gigolos have never had a gay-for-pay experience. I will go out on a limb here and state that at one time every dude who sells his dick for cash has sold it at least once to another dude. Go ahead, come at me with your protests.

Nick is the hot gigolo (except when he raps). Brace is the “seasoned” gigolo (he’s middle-aged). Jimmy is kinda non-descript. You must assign a category to each one! Go to it!

If you need to block all of them from your Manhunt profile, we understand. They’re on a cheesy show about male prostitutes.

For more pics (we found some good ones), Follow the JUMP:

Nick

Brace

Jimmy

Wvmjcb

fuck nick, marry jimmy, block brace
rodrigo

fuck, marry: NICK
block: the other 2
haha

fuck nick, marry jimmy, block brace
ham

fuck jimmy, marry nick, and block brace
Bulgeeater

get fucked by Brace, marry Jimmy and block Nick after I suck them all off
Physfun

Fuck Nick, marry Jimmy, and block Brace
Antz

Not gay my eye!!!
Damian

block block block
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000209105544 Jeb Ritter

Fuck Nick, Block Brace, Marry Jimmy
apothis

fuck jimmy, marry nick, block brace
http://desnudosargentinosxxi.blogspot.com/?zx=6c411bb663c53e5e alejandro

fuck, marry: NICK
block: the other 2
Pittpapi1

my thoughts exactly
Anonymous

yep. brace would do better without that hair o’ brass.
Blues987

fuck nick, marry jimmy, block brace
JerseyTopMan

My comment is about GIGILOES being a “reality” show about straight male hustlers… all I know is Jimmy was one of the lead actors in ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL…
Pigknuckle

okay, first off, ew to this whole post. these guys are digusting! except maybe jimmy, he’s kinda fine. secondly, how come we never get to see any of these guy’s peens on the show?!
Frezetti

i have never seen a more disgusting growth on someones skin than those green veins on Nicks shoulder. That actually makes me sick.
Ian

I don’t know about the others two, but block brace.
Kenneth

I would marry Jimmy, fuck Nick, and shot and bury Brace. LOL It’s something about Jimmy’s look, I could fall in love with this guy and do anything sexual with him using a condom. I don’t like all the tats on Nick’s body. Brace is just disgusting to look at. Maybe if he dyed his hair brown or black, he would be better to look at.
Kenneth

shoot
Kenneth

I’ve seen their penis on the show.
joesey

Marry Jimmy, Fuck Nick, and definitely block Brace’s ugly ass! He’s friggin scary!
peter rabbit

fuck fuck fuck
Daniel Paul

Here is Nick, with a nice fat cock. and yes if you watch the show, you will see all the guys cocks.

http://welcometomyworld-chubbear426.blogspot.com/2011/12/have-you-seen-show-gigolos-on-showtime.html
Anonymous

Block all of them.
Frederick

Block…Block…Block…Blech! They are all creepy to the nth degree!
T-Bird

Damn! Nick was so much hotter than that stupid tat of his, that is one of those cases where a bad tat can make the man look like a complete loser. Brace does have a nice body for an older guy but he is way too metrosexual. Jimmy is a real looker..and you forgot to add Steve’s pic on here as he has the biggest cock of them all as shown on two past episodes. I am a huge fan of the show….so if I were to rate them as you said. Fuck Nick, Marry Jim and block Brace.
Again I will say those first 2 pix of Nick are so hot tho!
j boy

Fuck nick, marry jimmy, and block the gay shit out of Brace.
Ajbiii9264

Fuck Nic, Marry Jimmy and Block Brace — what an annoying motherfucker. Watch the show sometime UGH!
Kram

Fuck Jimmy because he is hot but not hot enough to stay with, but look at that ass. Marry Nick because look at him, but I dont like that tatoo. Block Brace because he is too old.
Goygayguy

Um, yeah, at least one of these guys is definitely an actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2071929/
http://www.MaleEroticEvolution.com Michael!

Damn…Nick is a hot fucker.
Anthony

I can fuck Nick, but the other two can’t get a hold of me for some reason. ;P
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Fuck, Marry, Block: “Gigolos”

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