Fuck, Marry, Block: New Year’s Eve Television Hosts
I am taking the insane step of being in New York City on New Year’s Eve this year. Actually, if you’re a New Yorker and you’re in the vicinity of our new Times Square billboard on NYE day, come look for me! I’m doing man-on-the-street interviews to find out what people think of it!
Enough about me (can you DO man-on-the-street interviews if you’re drunk as hell?), if you’re staying in NYE (it IS amateur night after all), which one of these primetime party hosts would you fuck, which would you marry and which is getting his ass BLOCKED from your Manhunt profile? Ryan Seacrest is celebrating 40 years of Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t prop the poor guy up this year, please?). Carson Daly is holding things down on NBC. And the lovely and talented Anderson Cooper (and fabulously mouthy sidekick Kathy Griffin) will be trying to keep the gay contained (for now) on CNN. Frankly, I’d take Kathy. Your boner will leave, but at least you’ll be laughing. Play “Fuck, Marry, Block” Auld Lang Syne style after the jump!
- J. Harvey