Sunday 26th May 2013,

iPhone Wars: Sharp-Dressed Men

Bah! No one turns to Guys With iPhones to see cute guys wearing CLOTHES! Personally, i find a guy in a GQ smooth get-up WAY sexier than a dude flashing his butthole at me. Smart shirt/tie/vest combo > your dusky rosebud.

Here’s a collection of gentlemen in their holidaying duds for your perusal. Which one would you most want to wine, dine, and 69 you? Hey, I didn’t say sex was off the menu or anything.

- J. Harvey

Note – yes, there is a celebrity in this mix, but his pic was on the site – so he qualifies!

Photo credit: Guys with iPhones

To see full pics of our sartorial sexies and to vote, Follow the JUMP:

Contestant A

Contestant B

Contestant C

Contestant D

  • jDressler

    is C actually darren chris, or just a pretty femme look alike?

  • jDressler

    oops — meant B — [c's the hottest, though.. that's why on my mind]

  • Lboy92

    Isn’t B Blaine from Glee..?

  • Jj98291

    D—Definitely.

  • Anne Noise

    So, Darren Criss vs. everyone else?  Or is this just some dapper-ass cosplay?

  • mark

    A white belt is the antithesis of being well dressed. None of these men are stylish, except maybe A.

  • Rick

    C looks exactly like my cousin….. and I find him the hottest.

    This just got very awkward for me.

  • Anon

    D please. 

    C looks like a major douchebag…

  • x.guy

    Praise on Mark! White belts need to make their exit… ugh.

  • Runnah69

    well if c  is a douchebag  -  i  guess i  love douche bags  -   but i  don’t.    i  think c  is a  very sexy looking smart dressed  man.     love  to  meat him at his desk!!!!!   did I say that!!!

  • ttuboy313

    he looks exactly like someone i know too!

  • usmcdoc31

    C is the hottest

  • Cody

    Goddammit, I hate skinny ties!

  • Dtay

    B has to be darren ross! and he’s straight :(

  • Danieltink67

    Come to L.A. Mr “D” I would show you a GREAT time!!

  • Tallblondviking

    What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
    Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.

  • Tallblondviking

    What part about them is “sharply” dressed?
    Pretty sloppy when you get down to it…sorry, you missed the boat there.

  • Michael

    None of them are “sharply-dressed”…but if I had to pick, “D” for sure!

  • b-rech

    Seeing as A is the only one who actually dressed up… (though D did too) the other two look like they’re a couple of high school kids who got into their dads old dress clothes…

  • mrlulu

    C’s outfit is not what I call “sharp-dressed”. This is more like a regular Saturday night out with the boys.

  • Guest

    A is the only one I would consider hiring.

    D is sharply dressed? He has a wallet chain! Get it together, gays!

  • http://twitter.com/zeroroxas Zero Moonfeather

    D is the best dressed for me.
    However, I would take B and C for a night on the town. And by town I mean bed. And by night I mean week.

  • Calvin Shi

    none of them look sharp/stylish/trendy or whatever

  • Anonymous

    I figured a lot of people would find C has a douchebag look but think he’s hot anyway…LOL. Voted for him. Confidence is hot. 

    B looks like he’s about to break out on a song on Glee. Or about to put the make up on somebody about to break out on a song on Glee.

  • robm

    is there an echo in here in here in here?

  • robm

    A has something fucked up on top of his head, I believe it may be his hair. B is just too fucking goofy looking, and he does look like he belongs on “Glee!” D just looks like a big ol’ stupid redneck who found a vest and tie (a wallet chain…REALLY?). And C is just oozing a smoky sexiness, but he needs to let me fix his belt.

  • jj345

    mrlulu is bang on… A is by far the sharpest-dressed. B is just Darren Criss being uber-gay (ie. getting into his part) lol

  • michal

    who the hell said D??? D is fucking ugly.

    B is Darren Criss looking particularly girly, and A and B are the better two

  • Curiositygotmelaid

    Seriously? None of them are well-dressed? I mean, B C and D are all not well-dressed in the slightest but A is wearing a fashionably tailored suit in a nice color, and his tie and vest are great. Jeez.

  • Bill

    I like A, C, & D. I’ve never gotten the Darren Criss craze. He’s cute-ish but otherwise meh.

  • Anonymous

    A is my favorite, only one in an actual suit and I like his hair.
    Next choice for me is C, I like his style.

    B looks like it is Darren Criss, the “celebrity” in the mix but for a second I thought D was Mario Batali, LOL.

  • http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Mister Impatience.

    :-( .

    no love for Guy “D”?

    jeez.

    that’s okay..
    ..i’d be just as glad to help the guy out of those clothes, anyway.

  • rygavs rygavs

    B is Darren Criss. If you right click and open in new tab, the photo is actually titled Darren-Criss1.jpg

  • Mywonderwall

    A >>>

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