Manhunt Daily Wood: Maybe THESE Are 2011′s Sexiest Men?
Take note! Much like our previous compilation of Quickies, the title of this post is a question. We are not stating that the following ten fellows are, indeed, the sexiest men of 2011. They’re just the subjects of the ten most popular posts from our Manhunt Daily Wood series, ranked accordingly from least to most amount of views. Just to clarify—we had no say as to who’d appear on this list! We’re just taking our cues from the statistics and numbers.
Now that we’ve cleared that up, let’s find out who made the cut!
Click through to check out this list and touch your dick a whole lot:
We wrote: “Radek is an absolutely stunning specimen of man-meat. We know some snarky queen’s gonna make a comment like, ‘He doesn’t LOOK like he’s packing much meat in that jockstrap’, but there are more important things in life than penis size… Like being so beautiful that we literally can’t stand it.”
We wrote: “Wisconsin-born model Nic Haas (aka Nick Hawk) graced the cover of Men’s Health UK in 2008 and got his start with appearances on The Tyra Banks Show and The Girls Next Door. Judging by the size of that bulge in the white jock, they build em’ big in Wisconsin.”
We wrote: “He’s just the kind of guy you want to take home….and let use your body in every sweat-soaked configuration possible. Emerson is the latest in a long line of male models giving us fever via Rick Day’s camera. Doesn’t this dude know any ugly people? Answer = nope. “
We wrote: “Do any of you guys have the same fetish as me? My fetish is for when gorgeous guys act goofy in pics, and it makes them so irresistibly cute that my pants feel smaller. For real, any golden boy acting wacky makes him into a little sex puppy. A sex puppy…sorry, let me drop the bestiality angle…a sexy guy that needs to be plundered.”
We wrote: “Meet Sean Patrick Davey. I’m going to guess he’s Irish. He’s got that muscular thickness, and he’s teasing us with those fiery pubes. The interesting thing is that you would expect him to have a big round ass to match the rest of his bod, but then – surprise – it’s petite. Genetics are funny. But what he doesn’t have in ass, he makes up for in build.”
We wrote: “Remember extreme gorgeousness David “Wolfman” Williams? Would you believe he has a brother that’s equally hot and also plays ball? *mouth agape* Er, it’s kind of hard to collect my thoughts and put fingers to keys when faced with a man as handsome as John Williams. Both boys have been featured in DNA magazine and Australia’s Gods of Football calendar. Why is their family this hot? Was there some sort of bargain with Satan?”
We wrote: “This hunka hunka burning love is Joseph Orodisio. Judging by photographer Rick Day’s pictures of him, his hobbies are sitting around mostly naked, lifting weights, and generally being a sexy motherfucker. Those are good hobbies.”
We wrote: “He has all the right components to get you pitching a tent in your pants. Toned, hairy torso? Check. Totally handsome face? Double check. Enough sex appeal to mystically solve world hunger and cure every known ailment? Well, we can’t have it all…”
We wrote: “Lumberjack hotness! Join me in eye-fucking Leighton Stultz. He’s fitness model hotness who has posed for Playgirl. And he’s looking completely doable in this tools-in-the-wilderness scenario.”
We wrote: “There comes a point in every blogger’s life where he just has to say to himself, ‘Fuck it! I’m going to post more pictures of Benjamin Godfre‘s penis.’ The spunky male model and skateboarding enthusiast reached the top of The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men, back in August, and he stayed there until we posted a kinky shot of him tied to a tree.”
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