You’re at a party having a perfectly normal conversation. Maybe it’s about politics, or maybe it’s about how much you want to eat Nick Sterling‘s ass. Frankly, the topic matter is irrelevant to this scenario, because the conversation comes to a close when a drunk woman stumbles over, calls you guuuuurl and demands to talk about RuPaul’s Drag Race. She heard you’re gay. And she loves “the gays” more than anything else in life.
Do you entertain her mayhem and foolishness? I mean, perhaps you should give her a chance. In a world full of hate and discrimination, it’s nice to know that someone likes us! On the other hand, there’s a chance that she likes gay men for all the wrong reasons, and she basically wants you to go shopping with her and say things like, “Honey, you’re fabulous!”
Let’s talk about these women! For that matter, let’s talk about straight men who do the same thing. You know the ones we’re talking about. As soon as they find out you suck cock, they can’t talk about anything else but how cool they are with gay dudes, or they ask really embarrassing questions about rimjobs and anal sex. Those guys! Those guys are the worst.
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