Who The Hell Won: Week Of 12/12/11

You’ll have to forgive my sluggish posting today, I’m still recovering from Manhunt’s party here in Boston on Saturday night. There were a lot of porn stars at the House of Blues shaking dick and ass on platforms and it was sort of a late night. Also, I might have had a threesome with DJ Nina Flowers and Austin Wilde. If you see pictures, be nice. Nina’s cock outshines us all.

Oh yeah, we held some polls last week, too. Check the results after the jump!

- J. Harvey

Would You Hit That?: Jonathan Cheban

Answer? No. 51.46% thought that the flour used to bomb him two weeks ago outside of his bestie Kim Kardashian’s NYC store was wasted. True. It could have been used to make a delicious cake! Just goes to show – you can be rich and powerful like Jonathan Cheban but that doesn’t mean you’re getting laid.

iPhone Wars: Battle Of The Jockstraps (Part II)

The beef always wins! Contestant A and his bulge won this past week’s “iPhone Wars” with 41.4% of the vote. We’re gonna need to see that butt, too, Biff.

Fuck Vs. Fuck: The Boys Of Randy Blue

Team “B” for the win! Randy Blue’s Braden Charron and Brett Swanson beat out their studiomates Sean Zevran and Tristan Scott for the title of “Best Fuck”!

NOTE – Either I have glaucoma or Sean Zevran’s fans rallied, because HE was the actual winner. My apologies.

Aural Fixation: If Wil.i.Am Wins This, We’re Canceling This.

You crazy bitches almost lost “Aural Fixation”! Check the title of Dewitt’s post! 22.68% of you voted for Wil.i.am! 45.36% of you had some sense and declared Kelly Clarkson’s new “I dumped him and I feel good about it” ditty the winner. That was close. Also, Mick Jagger – sit down please. You’ve got enough money.

Who Would You Rather?: Gay Internet Celebrities

I could have foretold this. You all went for body. Cute-as-the-proverbial-slutbunny Davey Wavey stole the show with 53.25% of the vote. Imagine what Jonny and Louis could do if they showed some skin now and then? Davey shoots his clips pretty much naked.

Top Or Bottom: Matt Damon

I know this swimsuit choice for Matt Damon’s character in The Talented Mr. Ripley was supposed to make him look like an awkward tool, but secretly – I thought it was kinda sexy. 28.9% of you think the genial actor is a versatile top. No, he’s not gay in the slightest BUT…if he and Ben Affleck ever got drunk, Ben can be assured that he’s not stingy with either side.