No, we’re not making a reference to A Christmas Story or the “official Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”… That aside, it should be noted that Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) grew up quite nicely. Thank you, J. Harvey, for calling attention to this very important matter.
But let’s get back to business! This post is actually about Kris Evans‘ cock. In his latest scene for Bel Ami, the impossibly beautiful young man cover impossibly beautiful twink Kevin Warhol in an impossible amount of semen. It’s like this but less disgusting.