Campbell and Scott are two straight guys who are best buds. Naturally, they’ve never had sex with one another, because that’s not (usually) the type of thing heterosexual bro-dudes do with one another… However, minds can be changed when a gay porn site like Corbin […]
Day: January 2, 2012
Quickie: Kieran Congdon
Kieran Congdon is only 19 years-old. This is really confusing to us, because most 19 year-olds we know look like this or, more accurately, something that’s not this. Like, did he pop out of womb with a dumbbell in his hands? Did his mother feed […]
Would You Hit That?: The Newest “Bachelor”
Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down […]
Dudes From Views: Because We Are Horny Fuckers
The gays ruin everything. Google Street View was just supposed to be about playing Big Brother with every location on Earth. And some dude HAD to go and start a Tumblr (Dudes From Views) showcasing Google Street View pics that feature hot guys in them. […]
Random Question: What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?
Yeah, this is basically just a poor excuse to link back to that video of our new boyfriend (pictured above) dancing in his underwear. So what? At least we’re loyal to him (sort of), and we’re not just throwing ourselves at EVERY guy who dances […]
Happy New Year, Here’s Some Shirtless Firefighters!
I was on a mission for Manhunt in NYC for New Year’s Eve, and shit was RIGOROUS. I was in a crowd of a 1,000,000+ people and I swear I inadvertently had anal sex four times and didn’t even know it. That was a joke, […]
Popular Demand: The Top 100 Posts of 2011
Fuck. It’s 2012. Isn’t the world supposed to end or something? We sure as hell hope not, because we just busted our asses compiling this list of the one-hundred most popular posts from 2011. If you have the day off today (lucky bastard), you might […]