Jean Morocco looks like his entire body was spray-painted gold for this photo shoot. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re totally cool with gold people. Some of our best friends are gold… Be that as it may, none of our friends have asses […]
Day: January 14, 2012
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blondes
So apparently I secretly hate people with blond hair? This came to my attention when I couldn’t tell the difference between Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards (which I need to stop talking about, like, yesterday). It should be noted that […]
Five Guys, A Bar & Some Group Sex
It’s a long weekend, and I’ve spent the whole week trying (and failing) to write enough posts for two people. Can you blame me for completely ignoring the Top or Bottom feature and throwing up this awesome fivesome, which can now be seen on this […]