There are a million nitpicky reasons why one might not love Phenix Saint‘s penis. His balls are darker than his shaft! He has a Prince Albert! His pubes are always trimmed! Okay, so that’s only three reasons, but the fact of the matter is that […]
Day: January 29, 2012
Caption This: Madonna’s Crazy Eyes
Madonna is so wacky! M.I.A. is looking at this picture somewhere, thinking to herself, “Are you really doing that?” Meanwhile, we’re sitting here thinking it’d be an awesome addition to our Caption This series. Don’t worry! Next week we’ll do something a little less disturbing… […]
Everything Butt: Jessie Colter
If you were hoping to see Jessie Colter without his foot shoved up someone’s asshole, then you’re in luck! Lucas Entertainment placed him in a significantly more vanilla scene, in which the “sensual bottom gives his body to the powerful Jean Franko“. For the record, […]