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January 1, 2012

Caption This: Three Guys, Three Panels

Before you think this is the lamest Caption This competition ever, we encourage you to click through and see this week’s three-panel sequence. The guy with a tattoo on his pec (to the right) takes a big load of cum in his mouth, plants a wet kiss on the lips of his fellow scene partner (to the left) and then Mr. Leftie proceeds to spit it out.

If you’ve recovered enough from your New Year’s hangover, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for these three images. You can do it in a comic strip style—with three lines of dialogue or thought bubbles—or you can just sum it up with one simple statement. Once you’re done, we’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Broke Straight Boys

Click through for the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:

Today’s image:

Last week’s winner:

It’s Manhunt‘s version of surf ‘n’ turf, according to Ospreyboi1122.

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EYE812 8:41pm on January 5, 2012

OH NOOOO!! HE KISSED ME AND NOW I'M RABBID REALLY HE KISSED MY DICK ... WILL YOU SUCK THE RABBITS OUT OF IT ? PLEEEEEEESE ??? UMMMM  OK.

  • Ic_stud2000

    I wanted smooth, not chunky.

  • LS

    My mama always told me to share…

  • LuvvManFurr

    I think the mystery ingredient Chef Ramsey is …”CUM”??

  • Jayfun84

    Got Milk?

  • Dakben

    Recycling CAN be fun!

  • Kazooguyz2

    I told you so, Tastes just like chicken!!

  • 12mile1964

    I told you to move the wastecan closer…but we’ll do it your way this once…

  • 12mile1964

    oops…forgot to add the ending:  I told you to move the wastecan closer….but we’ll do it your way this once…afterall, trash is trash!

  • Hungmasctotaltop

    This message paid for by:
    The Iowa Same Sex Bigamists Super-Pack

  • Sdm333

    When he said “why don’t you cum here and kiss me”, he meant it.

  • Bendiciones2002

    LIAR! It does Not taste like mine!

  • Gary C

    Ooops!! Can’t fit any more in!!!

  • tastes like the creams gone off, what do you think?

  • LW

    that wasn’t donut glaze! Ewwww!!! . . . . hehe

  • 1oftheguyz

    Three little pigs showing how Elmer’s glue is made.

  • Ryan

    Sucking dick is totally gay but there are no rules for snowballing.

  • jes

    Is that?  Wait . . . oh god.  Asparagus!

  • denis

    yuck!!! told you I hated garlic lol.

  • Jack

    spit or swallow

  • Jdubbs

    It’s only gay if I swallow….

  • SkyRussell

    Spitters are Quitters.

  • Bitch!! This Cum isn’t Kosher!!

  • goo

    Rabies

  • lettheshowbegin

    Full.

  • mikegmu2

    This little twink had roast beef, this little twink had cum, and this little twink went went wee wee wee all over my bum.

  • Whit0785

    Bros before Hos

  • Midgetman308

    Do you have the link this on BSB? Or what the guy’s names are?

  • travelphil

    Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter C…ummm

  • steve

    Me and my brother share everything.

  • marc

    …i told u he had asparagus…

  • EYE812

    OH NOOOO!! HE KISSED ME AND NOW I’M RABBID
    REALLY HE KISSED MY DICK … WILL YOU SUCK THE RABBITS OUT OF IT ? PLEEEEEEESE ???
    UMMMM  OK.