Speaking of George Clooneywishing he could rideMichael Fassbender‘s dick, here is a post about Michael Fassbender’s dick. Sort of! In these stills from Shame—courtesy of our pals at OMG Blog—you can see a nice silhouette of the star’s shaft, as well as a giant blurry blob where his genitals should be.
People who’ve seen Shame, is this really all we get to see? I mean, really! There must be more penis than this! If not, all this controversy (and hype) was over nothing (except for the incredibly graphic sex scenes and gratuitous shots of Michael Fassbender’s ass).