Look, I recognize he may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I have an uncontrollable boner for Daniel Radcliffe. Uncontrollable, I tell you! Merely looking at pictures of him clothed gets me hard, because he’s such a tiny pocket gay (who’s not actually gay at all). I want to scoop him up, throw him down, ravage his butthole and then feel weird that I just had sex with Harry Potter. What would Dobby say!?!?
Fantasies aside, these are some shots of Radcliffe from Esquire magazine. They are beautiful, no matter what you say. Don’t let your words (or other mystery substances) get in the way of me fapping incessantly to his caterpillar-like eyebrows and tiny-man presence.
- Dewitt
Photo credit: Yu Tsai
Click through for more pics from the shoot:
Here is a video of Radcliffe talking about stuff:
Here is a mental image of me masturbating & fetishizing his accent.
