Fuck. It’s 2012. Isn’t the world supposed to end or something? We sure as hell hope not, because we just busted our asses compiling this list of the one-hundred most popular posts from 2011. If you have the day off today (lucky bastard), you might want to spend it clicking through these links.
If you don’t have the day off (poor unfortunate soul), then it shouldn’t be a problem ’cause you’ll probably bust your load after the first five or six clicks. Then you can resume doing whatever important things you should be doing instead of reading this blog (though we can’t imagine what could possibly be more important than fapping to pics of hot dudes).
Please pardon any typos or broken links in this entry. It took us way too long to pull this together, and we didn’t have the patience to proofread and test every link.
We wrote: “The last time we saw muscle jock Alex Marte, he was topping a hairy fellow named Bruno Knight. While we’re not going to deny that it was ridiculously hot, we have to confess something–we really prefer Alex as a bottom. There’s something about watching this huge-ass bodybuilder bend over that gets our juices flowing in the best way possible… Lucky for us, he’s taking it hard and deep in his latest scene for Men At Play!”
We wrote: “Not everyone’s into tossing salad, but you gotta admit – Daniel Rumfelt‘s ass is BEGGING for a faceplant, no? Rumfelt is DNA magazine’s latest coverboy and holy hell, what a man. When Daniel’s not at the gym making himself godlike, he’s sending me pics of himself brandishing his throbbing cock and spreading his cheeks. You might have guessed that didn’t really happen, but butts like his make me delusional.”
We wrote: “I was perfectly comfortable in my own body until I saw these pictures of Chris R. by Rick Day. I’d say I’m really turned on by them, but I’ve really just been staring at them for the past half hour and contemplating how anyone ever gets their body to look like that.”
We wrote: “With the second season of The A-List: New York on the horizon, we can’t help being a little bit skeptical of cast member Reichen Lehmkuhl‘s naked ‘scandal’. It’s so obviously staged that we could hardly get it up to write about this. Of course, then we thought to ourselves, ‘Whatever, he’s got kind of nice balls. We’d totally lick them and proceed to move down to his hungry hole. Because, duh, rumor has it that he’s a big ol’ power bottom, and we could easily get him squirming with a few flicks of our tongue’… Yes, that’s exactly what our inner monologue sounds like.”
We wrote: “Lumberjack hotness! Join me in eye-fucking Leighton Stultz. He’s fitness model hotness who has posed for Playgirl. And he’s looking completely doable in this tools-in-the-wilderness scenario.”
We wrote: “No matter how many times we hear it, we constantly forget that Kurt Wild is a gay-for-pay performer. His smooth, tight ass is simply mesmerizing! We could watch that damn Tyra clip on repeat, and we’d still get hypnotized by his twinky gyrations. Check out his latest scene with Cliff Jensen, and let us know if you’re on the same page…”
We wrote: “There comes a point in every blogger’s life where he just has to say to himself, “Fuck it! I’m going to post more pictures of Benjamin Godfre‘s penis.” The spunky male model and skateboarding enthusiast reached the top of The Ten, our weekly countdown of the sexiest men, back in August, and he stayed there until we posted a kinky shot of him tied to a tree. To make up for this injustice, we thought we’d highlight him as the Manhunt Daily Wood and give him another shot on the charts.”
We wrote: “Can we go a single week without another supposed “reality site” about frat boy orgies? It’s impossible to say! But if the rest of those sites even came close to the level of hotness on Fraternity X, then we probably wouldn’t mind them popping up all over the place.”
We wrote: “As we turn the pages of this never-ending saga, we discover Cody in a bisexual threeway with Johnny Torque and Crissy Moon. On the surface level, it’s the same ol’ routine we’ve come to expect. Cody dives his face into some lady parts. He gets his balls licked. And then…”
We wrote: “Manhunt is all about the penis. We essentially traffic in it. Celebrating the diversity of schlong all over the world could be one of our mission statements. It’s always nice in our line of work to have a reference guide for easy identification. So we rounded up the 8 most common types of cock that we encounter, put em’ in a line-up, and created this handy graphic… Feel free to print this out and laminate them for easy use. Does anyone need a wallet size?“