Ari charmed the fucking pants off of me (almost literally). He’s approximately four feet tall (slight exaggeration), short enough for me to rest my chin on the top of his head (height difference is hot). His smile could move mountains (also a slight exaggeration), and his gorgeous eyes nearly made me cum in my pants (not much of an exaggeration). He’s also got a great ass. I touched it (and maybe smacked it once or twice), so I know from firsthand experience!
Now, despite all these wonderful qualities, there’s one other thing I learned about Ari—he’s not particularly good at improvising*. Watch the resulting video, and you’ll see what I mean.
* Or, more likely, I am the worst director in the whole wide world.