Who Would You Rather?: MTV’s “Battle Of The Exes”

January 25, 2012
dewitt
Hot Guys
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They still play this shit? When MTV’s current season of The Real World is over, they farm the cast members out to participate in brutal athletic challenges in foreign lands. It sounds like some sort of human trafficking but it’s not, it’s just cable. One imagines MTV feels some sort of debt to the people they exploit on their gross reality show, so they try and keep em’ in paychecks.

Anyway the latest one, The Challenge: Battle of the Exes, debuts this week. The big twist is that they have paired off former contestants with former contestants they used to fuck or date in previous seasons. Won’t this lead to a murder?

Ain’t It Cool reports that the first episode has the pairs almost naked and having to scrape honey off each other while situated on a beam set stories above the Atlantic. MTV is twisted.

The only positive about this endeavor is that there’s a lot of hot young men with hot young bodies featured. Let’s decide which one of them you want to do! It’s your typical reality show dregs, so you’re choosing based on visuals alone. Our apologies. Vote after the break!

- J. Harvey

p.s. You MAY recognize one of these dudes and think “uh, he has an ex-GIRLFRIEND?”

Mark

Wes

Dunbar

Tyrie

Johnny

Abram

Dustin

Leroy

Nate

Vinny

PoisonParadise

CT is a trainer at Planet Fitness Downtown in Boston He is a huge douchebag though who has insane anger issues, but he is nice to look at shirtless or in the changing room
http://macfalconer.tumblr.com/ Gary F

i vote dunbar and dustin
Ryan Barner

Well all know Dustin’s done porn. Mark Long has done soft core porn as well. I remember, years ago, seeing him in one of those late night Cinemax movies. I never did search the web for video or screen grabs. Guess I know what I’m doing today!
RoadRunner86

Dayum, all of the dark brothers are hot! I’ll take em all to go!!
Boomer84

Tyrie and Wes
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GNZA5YSCWFQQE5BIN4JGGONV3Y Ronen

I have always had a thing for Johnny!!! I’ll take him anytime, anywhere.

(oh and Dunbar’s done some porn too. He’s got a nice dick and cute butt.)
2tone60

I agree with Boomer84. I voted for Tyrie, but Wes was my very close second choice.
horrible person

i cannot believe that mark is still doing these shows. i know i’m gonna date myself here, but i remember him on the first road rules, way back in the early/mid 90s! i always thought he was hot in a daterapeijustgaveyouherpesandstoleyourpurse kinda way.
Robby Bradley

Dustin or Nate.
Dustin: because I’ve seen what he’s packing.
Nate: because he’s a really nice guy from what I saw on RW:SD
ronnie

Couldn’t you find a better pic of Nate?
michal

whats the shite on abrams chest? is that a cancerous tumour or ketchup or something?
Hunterphelps1990

Have had a crush on hot ginger Wes for a while. Kenny is hot too but isn’t on this one. That is a weird pic of Abe. Looks nothing like him.
YouKnow

Yeah Dunbar did some straight porn for Playboytv’s show Foursome. There’s still clips floating around. He’s got a decent dick on him.
Anonymous

Ugh… Straight reality TV douche bags. Give me the gay or gay-for-pay men.
Darson256

Dustin/Spencer is hot despite his excessive “douchebaggery”. And the fact he tried to act like all he did was jerk off with guys is too funny. Boy takes it in the ass like a pro!
cum

johnny is hot. there are pix of his ass online but havent seen a dick shot
Tom in STL

Since I watch these shows and know their personalities, I went with Leroy. He’s hot and he’s the nicest one out of all these guys!
Polluxdioscuri

I know CT is an asshole but jesus lord in heaven that man is hot. Mark can get it any day of the week and for some reason i find Wes and Abram attractive as well… Dunbar is gross gross gross grosssssssss!!!
Cortez

Mark is 40, and still looks good. CT has a nice body. Too bad Kenny isn’t on this season he’s the hottest guy on MTV. What has Abram done to himself? eww.
Chillin_cruisin

Uuuhmm, why would it be hard to think Dustin had/has a gf?! Most, if not all, the guys from Fratmen/Fratpad are straight. They’re just shown jacking off and hardly do anything sexual with each other. And if they do, it’s very easy to discern they’re really doing it just for the money because it’s all very awkward and forced.
Backbayserveme

Dustin is ok, but all of his lying about his gay porn past (and he did was more than just jerk off) and the homophobic atitudes he put out there make him not hot to me. Wes is ok, too, but is such an egotist and a bully jerk on the show, especially to women, that he too is not hot. Yes, that’s really what Abram looks like now. And judging from what we’ve seen of him on the show so far, he seems to be growing up. Johnny Banannas is sometimes kind of a jerk, too, but at least he’s genuinely hot, even though the rumors on the show say that he’s got a small dick. I’d never want to have a conversation with CT or meet him in a dark alley — hell, he’ll beat you up in a room full of people with cameras rolling! — but I’ll admit that I’d still do anything he wanted sexually, and not just because I’d be afraid of him!

None of the others even come close, although I’d still do Kenny over any of them, even if he was only on the Pre-Game show this time. The most annoying thing about Kenny is that he’s actually as hot as he thinks he is.
Backbayserveme

Oh, and by the way, no fair showing a lot of the guys shirtless, but not CT, who has the best bod of any of these guys (with the possible exception of Mark.) If you showed his bod, he’d defintely be doing much better in this poll!
Richard

WTF happened to Abram? If memory serves me correctly…I used to think he was hot!

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