(ignore the female adult film star on the right) Dewitt already gave you his pick, now it’s my turn. Go Pats! We’re in Boston, what do you expect? I just realized that I haven’t even gotten invited to a Madonna Half-Time Show Viewing Superbowl Party […]
Day: February 3, 2012
Super Bowl XLVI Hotness: Rob Ninkovich
Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New […]
Paul Wagner & Chris Bines: Have I Gone To Heaven?
The gods of gay porn must be happy with us, because it feels like we’ve been getting bombarded with new Paul Wagner scenes. This is a good thing! For all we care, the gods of gay porn could make it rain nothing but Paul Wagner […]
10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna
My refusal to write about “Give Me All Your Luvin’” had less to do with my ambivalence toward Madonna, and more to do with the fact that I only had one joke about it—“The inclusion of Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. feels, uh, superfluous (look it […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: DutchBoy28
DutchBoy28 is our selection for Manhunt Man of the Week. He’s got a GIANT cock. You probably aren’t going to read past that sentence so blah blah blah blah naked guy. That isn’t the only reason why we chose him. He also has morphing hair, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Creepy Bunny Edition
For reasons we’re not allowed to divulge quite yet, there’s been a lot of talk about Colby Keller here at Manhunt headquarters. This nearly led to a fist fight when one of our cubicle neighbors revealed that he “didn’t understand” Colby’s appeal… UM, EXCUSE ME? […]
Madonna’s “Gimme All Your Luvin'” Video – The Breakdown
Dewitt refused to write this post. He was very sincere when he asked me to do it for him. He’s not feeling Ciccone. I’m fine with it. I like Madonna. I have been programmed since adolescence to give anything she does the benefit of the […]
Kill Me: Ricky Martin on Glee
That sound you hear is (what’s left of) my soul slowly unraveling, as I watch this atrociously annoying video of Ricky Martin on Glee. It’s also the sound of Ricky Martin performing LMFAO‘s “Sexy And I Know It”, a song that needs to die unless […]
Flashback Friday: Guy Madison
This week, my bud Matthew at Naked Pictures of Your Dad kicked off a countdown of the “100 Hottest Men Who Ever Lived”. I had the privilege of voting as an out-of-town panelist, and I recently submitted a guest post about the #90 finisher Guy […]
Good Morning: Here’s Chris Evans Shirtless!
I’m off to a slow start this morning. While I prepare today’s edition of Flashback Friday and force J. Harvey to write about the new Madonna video, take a moment to stare at these pictures of Chris Evans on the set of a photo shoot […]