Last week’s threesome-themed round of Fuck Vs. Fuck was so tepid that one of the performers wished there was a “none of the above” option. To make up for it, we tracked down a delicious trio of threesomes from the gay porn world. Hopefully, you’ll […]
Day: February 27, 2012
Celebrity Skin: Miguel Ángel Silvestre
Who? Who cares! Miguel Ángel Silvestre is a celebrity SOMEWHERE, and he might just have the perfect ass. Unfortunately his cock is going into a lady. But it’s just make-believe. In real life, he could actually be clenching those beautiful cheeks to thrust into a […]
Quickie: Anthony Green
From Phillip Fusco to Markus Ricci, photographer Michael A. Downs never fails to produce electrifying (translation: boner-inducing) shots of the male physique. This set of Anthony Green from All American Guys is no exception to the rule. The last one is my favorite, because GOSH […]
Would You Hit That?: Jonah Hill Gaining Back Weight At Oscars
It’s no secret that I find Jonah Hill to be blergh. There’s just something arrogant and obnoxious there. Also, he reminds me of that guy in the 70s who entertained at children’s parties dressed as clown but also had stacks of dead bodies in his […]
Who The Hell Won: Week Of 2/20/12
How about them Oscars? Sheesh. When your most exciting moment is a near-death actress striking a ridiculous leg pose, it’s time to re-evaluate your approach. Ugh, so much wrong. Very little right. Billy Crystal in blackface. Go lay down. At least we got to look […]
Listen To Madonna’s New Single “Girls Gone Wild”
As you’re all well aware, I am not the biggest fan of Madonna‘s recent material. Even so, I’ve been waiting for that magic moment in the MDNA campaign where I’m like, “Damn, girl! You’ve proven me wrong. This is what I’ve been waiting for all […]
Colby Keller EXCEEDS Perfection In New Joe Gage Flick
Because there aren’t nearly enough posts about the perfection of Colby Keller on this blog, we feel the need to call your attention to Joe Gage‘s latest porn flick Sex Files Vol. #9. Our favorite person in the world (who’ll soon be doling out sex […]
There Aren’t Enough “Awwws.”
This pic of a gay Marine’s homecoming is so “aww”-worthy that it’s going to be difficult to make dirty insinuations about the hot sex they had when they got home. Here’s Marine Brandon Morgan being welcomed home from a tour of duty by his boyfriend […]
Gotye: “Easy Way Out”
You’re probably familiar with Gotye and Kimbra‘s massively popular single “Somebody That I Used To Know”. If you’re not, you might want to try crawling out from under that rock where you’ve been living, because he’s already moved on to a brand new promotional track. It’s […]
Popular Demand: Top Ten Showdown, Sex With A Porn Star, Beer Fuck & Andrew Christian Undie Models
Did the Academy Awards leave you with a hangover from too much boredom? You’re in luck! We’ve sifted through all of last week’s post and pulled out the most exciting moments. Then we added more lube, and we’re about to shove it right back into […]