If you prefer your underwear ads to be a little less joyful and flamboyant, perhaps you’ll enjoy the latest spot for C-IN2 with Anthony Gallo (not the porn star) and Chris Whelan. It features an equal amount of body and bulge, minus all the booty-popping and thumpin’ dance music… Plus, cops!
Let’s all speculate the crime Anthony committed, which led to his arrest. Was he caught shoplifting dildos? Sucking off strangers in the Whole Foods parking lot? Looking as sexy as he does without an official “sexy license”? The possibilities are endless.