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February 1, 2012

Can We Please Make This Video Go Viral? THANKS.

I’ve tried (and failed) to make my own videos go viral. It’s a tough science to figure out! No matter how many times you post something on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or various message boards, there’s no telling what people will latch onto and actively want to share.

However, this is one of those rare moments on Manhunt Daily where everything isn’t about me. In a truly selfless act, I would like to urge you to help me make Andrew Doriane‘s “She’s Like Gay” go viral. This is my best attempt at transcribing the lyrics:

“Breath of the ocean / Tranquil emotions / I’m feeling so safe in her arms / One thing is clear / Heaven is here / With her, I can reach for the stars / Looking at us / Somehow she’s like gay / I’ve always had this feeling / even deep inside / She has been playing gay so real that I believe it. Am I losing my mind?

“No one except her / Keeps me protected / From the forest storms on my way / Her guessing my wishes / Makes me suspicious / She knows me for (??) what I think / God, she’s like gay / (repeat chorus) / Somehow she’s like gay, because she seems to know men as well as gays do / She must be playing gay with me so I can now (?) be like lesbian too / (repeat chorus) / Gay (echo, echo, echo)”

I’ve listened to this eight times, and I still don’t know what it all means. Is he gay or straight? Is it a good thing or a bad thing that “she’s like gay”? Is this the best song I’ve ever heard? Yes. The answer to the last question is obviously “YES”. Please share with your friends so this can become the next “Dragostea din tei”.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch the video for “She’s Like Gay”:

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George Bendow 5:27am on April 1, 2013

I`m one year late to speak out my own impressions. Guys, what kind of music are you listening to??? Pitbull, FloriDa or maybe Marge?! What has happened to God blessed America that you`ve totally lost the music feeling!? DeWitt heard out something really out of a kind, not a masterpiece but still very good. Andrew Doriane produces nothing else but symphonies in comparison with what I can hear on the US music market today. Sooner or later this video will get what it deserves- it could become a gay anthem, judging by HIS youtube channel - about 1000000 views within a year. So yes, you`d better go and be vaccinated if you can`t distinguish shit from gold!!!!!!!!!

  • Sorry, Doll. The 1990’s was two decades ago. That’s where this song belongs.

  • Mac in Phoenix

    Wow. That is utter crap.

  • Breon

    What a piece of crap…I could make it all the thru..and the guy sing fugly…just saying..paper bag ..not even with eye holes.

  • Jimmy T

    If the guy singing were a real hottie and the girl turned into a hot guy near the end of the video, it would be an instant gay anthem, whether it sounds like it escaped from the 90’s or not.  I liked it!

  • Steve

    Oh FFS you cant be serious….

  • ManhattanAtHeart

    Sorry Dewitt; can’t share this horrible, lisp-filled song/video.  This certainly doesn’t look, feel or sound like a current song.  Sounds like something someone’s trying to revive….but shouldn’t be.  And above all else, the guy just is NOT a good singer.  Sorry.

  • Josh

    Seriously….???
    Can’t remember anything that gives me this …feeling after hearing it..

  • X

    This will never be one one-tenth of Dragostea din tei.

  • Anonymous

    And I’m sure Rebecca Black’s “Friday” went viral because she’s a good singer.

  • Phoenix

    O_O

  • Timsfo

    If this video goes viral, I’m getting vaccinated!

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    Come on Dewitt the only place that this SHITTY crap deserve 2 go is some place where it can never be herd again !!

  • Mike

    I really did try to get into it but the guys voice was really annoying, maybe if he put some dub step into it and didn’t sound like he was singing through his nose then it could have potential to become a fairly decent dance song! sorry Dewitt

  • ChocolateyShatner

    Um, you might need to get your gaydar recalibrated if you can’t tell if he’s gay or not: no straight man could channel that Morrissey/emo vibe like that dude was.

  • jj345

    utter. crap.

  • George Bendow

    I`m one year late to speak out my own impressions. Guys, what kind of music are you listening to??? Pitbull, FloriDa or maybe Marge?! What has happened to God blessed America that you`ve totally lost the music feeling!? DeWitt heard out something really out of a kind, not a masterpiece but still very good. Andrew Doriane produces nothing else but symphonies in comparison with what I can hear on the US music market today. Sooner or later this video will get what it deserves- it could become a gay anthem, judging by HIS youtube channel – about 1000000 views within a year. So yes, you`d better go and be vaccinated if you can`t distinguish shit from gold!!!!!!!!!