The Most Sexual Reading of The Cat in the Hat Ever

I don’t expect any of you to watch all 11:54 minutes of Minnesota Timberwolves player Kevin Love reading The Cat in the Hat, but you should at least witness the way he says the word “wet” over and over again. Seriously! In terms of oddly erotic readings of Dr. Seuss, this puts Tim Tebow‘s take on Green Eggs and Ham to shame.

Look, you can call me crazy all you want, but you’ll be changing your tune when I premiere the highly-edited dirty talk version of this video (tentatively titled “Kevin Love Whispers A Love Letter To My Taint”). It’s gonna be great! Absolutely great.

- Dewitt

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