Because you were all dying to know! One of the previously mentioned “EXTREMELY CUTE” NakedSword employees and my current spirit animal (Jack Shamama) did a bit of investigative reporting to discover He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named‘s preference in the bedroom.
The answer may surprise you… Unless you saw those screen-shots of his Manhunt profile a few years back. Alas, now you know whether He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is a Top or Bottom. Make of that information what you will.
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