Sex
February 16, 2012

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Is A Top

Because you were all dying to know! One of the previously mentioned “EXTREMELY CUTE” NakedSword employees and my current spirit animal (Jack Shamama) did a bit of investigative reporting to discover He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named‘s preference in the bedroom.

The answer may surprise you… Unless you saw those screen-shots of his Manhunt profile a few years back. Alas, now you know whether He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is a Top or Bottom. Make of that information what you will.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Fauxjob

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  • J. Harvey

    I buy this about as much as I buy that Chris Brown is a whole new person.

  • Aarent

    I’ll be honest, I don’t like Perez at ALL.  However, I have to say, since losing all the weight, he seems a lot less annoying.  Almost (almost) even attractive!

  • Alex

    I thought you were going to talk about voldemort….

  • Boomer84

    It’s always the opposite of what u assume. “Straight acting” guys are usually the biggest bottoms, while a lot of “obviously” gay guys are tops or more vers

  • DelSam

    Just because he sit’s on it, that don’t make him a top.

  • DelSam

    Sorry, meant “sits on it”. Accidentally hit the apostrophe. Thought I would get that on here before the grammar police attack

  • gorge bush

    no fucking way is he a top!  he’s a btm, who’s ashamed of being one so he claims to be a top.  wurd.

  • new yorker

    BTM is a three letter word, silly

  • Darson256

    So is his mama.

  • jj345

    still wouldn’t do him even with my dog’s dick! LOL

  • Jimm

    ew yea he is gross regardless

  • Anonymous

    Perez Hilton is a huge embarrassment to our big gay community; I’d love to have a giant fly swatter and take a few swings at that giant fruit fly.

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    Top or bottom  whats the difference a TROL is a TROL  the only thing worst than being Perez Hilton is sleeping with Perez Hilton !!!

  • JG

    he really makes me physically sick, just hearing his name starts turning my stomach and then pictures of him just end it for me. I haven’t even had breakfast yet 🙁

  • Oh me oh my

    Truth