Quickie: James Rizzo
Should I even bother writing anything here? Is anyone still reading this? I’m going to assume the answer is “no”, because James Rizzo is eye-fucking you so hard right now that he’s defied the laws of biology, and you’re basically all pregnant with his babies. Congratulations! I look forward to attending your orgy-themed baby shower.
(Apologies to anyone who actually read that. My brain still hasn’t recovered from last night.)
Photo credit: Rick Day
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