Random Question: Who’s The Sexiest U.S. President?

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Random Question: Who’s The Sexiest U.S. President?

February 20, 2012
dewitt
Politics
84 Comments

Nobody actually knows how to celebrate Presidents’ Day, so why don’t we just engage in a friendly conversation about the sexiest U.S. Presidents? We’re too lazy to post pictures of every single one of them, but you can check out a handy ranking (compiled last year) with images on Nerve.com.

Or maybe you’re a huge dork who’s already thought about this, and you don’t need a list to tell you who’s the sexiest U.S. President. That’s cool too. Dorks are hot.

- Dewitt

PS: It was surprisingly difficult to find a “sexy Abe Lincoln” pic.

Photo via: Go Make Me A Sandwich

Guy

Abe. Clearly.
Chereriq

Bill Clinton.Obviously.
Diddleboy

barack obama, hot and hung
Bendiciones2002

Honestly, I’d have to say Jimmy Carter.
Mike

Are you guys kidding? JFK HANDS DOWN
Rick

A young George Bush is quite sexy!
Sean

Thomas Jefferson. Tall and red headed.
RobbieF63

Top 3 in reverse order!!
3) Barack Obama – black & hung??
2) J.F.K. – handsome!!
1) George Bush, Jr ( in his younger days ) – dishy & in uniform!!
Boomer84

Obama and Clinton, Lincoln
Zeus…therealgod

clinton obviously… obama is gross, george w bush was too retarded to be considered our species, his dad was vile, ronnie was old and alzheimered, the peanut guy was too old, and JFK had a squished head… before the bullet, yeah only clinton was ever remotely fuckable…
Gacysdad

gerald ford was hot as a youngin’
Me

Alzheimered? Really? I hope you never have to have the wretched disease enter your life, but have some consideration for those who have it in theirs or those who surround them. Shame on you! It’s not something you should ever joke about. Ever.
MikeGMU2

Frankie Pierce, because 99% of you never knew we had a possibly gay vice president under him (so was Pierce a top then? lol), and Buchanan was pretty universally accepted as being gay (he was Pres right before the Civil War).
A guy

Obama is as ugly as dog shit.
JFK & GW Bush (younger days) were totally hot.
A young Reagan was hot, too.

Why you people think Obama and his ugly ass ears are hot is beyond me…
Runnah69

john f. kennedy
TWEWY

Probably JFK IF he had no STDs he slept around a lot not sure I would trust him even with a rubber on.
muscle dad

MAN YOU GUYS ARE DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY

LETS SEE SOME DICK AND ASS
Rich

President Obama, hands down the sexiest – the only sexy – president ever.
Tom in STL

I can’t believe no one has said Grant yet. He is one hot daddy bear!
Ospreyboi1122

James Buchanan, our 15th President, was rumored to be gay and in a long term relationship with our 13th Vice President William Rufus King. While neither of them were what we would consider by today’s standards to be sexy, they were both quite good looking for their time.

Franklin Pierce, our 14th President, whom King served under, is by historical accounts the most attractive president in history.

In my personal opinion, the best looking president was Kennedy by far.
Inonimuss

George Bush is like 90, how can you even think of him like that LOL. Acutally, yes, much hotter than his idiot son George W.
Inonimuss

Wow, get over it, flame thrower. The guy was being procovative. You might say inconsiderate or even insensisitve, but then again being sensisitive all the time means we’d have to take all the humor and light-heartedness out of being facetious and facing world. One can’t easily be facetious and sensitive at the same time. I agree bush is gross II
Inonimuss

oops – i wrote that wrong – obama is gross and the W is retarded. actually his dad was not vile at all – but rick santorum is!!! and clinton – no way! big nose. and i don’t like blonds.
Inonimuss

William Henry Harrison is cute. All the others look like my father or my grandmother (sorry George Washington, but it’s true) or other older relatives, so no way! Actually, JFK was certainly the most handsome, but just not my type.
B1

Teddy Roosevelt, with Ulysses Grant a close second.
Zeus…therealgod

bullshit, u can joke about anything. and i did.

my bfs dad died of it and he jokes about it too. if u cant laugh about the shit that life is to all of us, then its time to die, dont u think???
Zeus…therealgod

clinton and blonde??? youre thinking HILLARY??? i meant BILL – the grey haired one!!
Zeus…therealgod

obama is seriously pig ugly
Zeus…therealgod

only if u like fucking ugly twats with big ears and goofy teeth… he really is putrid
Zeus…therealgod

neither of those words describe obama… he is not anywhere close to either….
Zeus…therealgod

red headed is the antithesis of hot though…
BLACKjackHAMMER

Zeus It is obvious by your comments that you are just F**KING STUPID warrant further remarks on my part !!
Bohemond

Chester A. Arthur, for the win!
Septimus67

Bobby Kennedy would have been the hottest president if he hadn’t been killed. How different the world might be now…
Zeus…therealgod

im actually a genius… YOU on the other hand have no sense of humour, which makes u worthless as a human – poor you, your life must suck
Zeus…therealgod

its actually rather more obvious that youre early stages yourself!
Cortez

That’s his opinion so shut up, troll.
Cortez

Seems like you wanna say something else? Why can’t someone say who they find attractive without the name calling? No man is attractive to everyone.
Cortez

You are a dumbass, def one of the ones on here that can take any conversation and turn it into something hateful. Please shut up!
Jake

Obama!
hammy101

JFK
Carlsan931

and how do you know he’s not hung?
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Saint Impatience, ESQ.

it would have taken you back to the days of grade school, if…

…you would have ran around the internet, trying to find pictures of all the prezes for us to look at, and rank accordingly, yeah?
Guy

^doesn’t get it
Jng090991

Teddy was a badass and rocked a sweet moustache.
HOW COULD I EVEN FORGET ABOUT GRANT OH GOD
JC

John Quincy Adams, because he used to swim naked in the Potomac!
CRBear

James Buchanan. At least he was gay.
BLACKjackHAMMER

Zeus you may be one of the funniest & smartest people in the world however it’s just so unfortunate that your IGNORANCE is denying world the opportunity 2 see that !!!
Me

It’s okay Blackjack. One day Zeus will find himself riddled with some disease, whether it be cancer, HIV, a form of dementia, or terminal assholeness (it’s pretty obvious he has it already). I wonder then if he’ll find it funny when he’s the focus of stares, ridicule, and ostracism. I pray that there’s people out there who wouldn’t be as big of a jackass as he.
Jerry

Lincoln. He was into wrestling, shirtless, seat dripping off his chest and chest-hairs and trying to pin a guy down (how gay is that?), and some historians have hypothesized that he was either gay or bisexual.

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