Snooki And The Taller One With The Boobs Out “The Situation”
I know her name is JWoww. It’s just that their show is such an tumor on America that I hesitate to give them the searchable link. This is kind of an interesting bit, though. Because if you squint and then have someone kick you in the face, Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino looks sorta fuckable. If he’s two exits away. He’s got nice abs! Look, we’re guys. Some of us would tag anything with a dick, a butthole, and a pulse.
Snooki and JWoww insinuated that their Jersey Shore castmate likes dick in an interview with the Huffington Post.
Luckily JWoww’s best gay friend Joey has bequeathed his gaydar gun to her.
I’m not sure we need “The Situation” in our ranks. But him coming out would be a ratings bonanza for MTV, and we’d get New Jersey muscleboys making out. We’d watch that.
- J. Harvey
(via The Huffington Post)