Snooki And The Taller One With The Boobs Out “The Situation”

February 09, 2012
dewitt
Entertainment
39 Comments

I know her name is JWoww. It’s just that their show is such an tumor on America that I hesitate to give them the searchable link. This is kind of an interesting bit, though. Because if you squint and then have someone kick you in the face, Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino looks sorta fuckable. If he’s two exits away. He’s got nice abs! Look, we’re guys. Some of us would tag anything with a dick, a butthole, and a pulse.

Snooki and JWoww insinuated that their Jersey Shore castmate likes dick in an interview with the Huffington Post.

Luckily JWoww’s best gay friend Joey has bequeathed his gaydar gun to her.

I’m not sure we need “The Situation” in our ranks. But him coming out would be a ratings bonanza for MTV, and we’d get New Jersey muscleboys making out. We’d watch that.

- J. Harvey
(via The Huffington Post)

Ospreyboi1122

He’s dumber than the shit cologne that has his name on it, he face looks like it was run over with an 18 wheeler and his 15 minutes of fame were over long ago.
Vegaslamb

He may be barely passable, but all of us would fuck him if we saw him shirtless in a bar, so don’t even kid yourself.
Joemuscl

yea i would fuck him but would need to full-proof gag first
jDressler

i’ve never watched a moment of the show – have never heard the guy’s voice or any comments — based just on body, he’s AMAZING! so fucking sexy! any gay man claiming he wouldn’t jump on this guy in a heartbeat is flat out lying or is responding to the personality —- face and body, this guy is a wanton sex god
Geno

If I had never heard him talk or didn’t know anything about him as a person, I would fuck him.
James

He looks great from the neck down…….. Maybe doggie style with a paper bag over his head? I mean come on. He screams power bottom.
http://www.facebook.com/neilculpepper Neil Culpepper

i’d do him
Ssoromeo

I would rather wake up to a bed full of Fruit Loops and Rice Crispies carry on a more intelligent conversation. Hey…dig me…I’m a cereal killer…
Closet door open

I used to be a closet case in my 20′s and acted just like him. He sets my gaydar off with his need to show everybody “hey look at me I am bring a girl home”. Plus his drama antics & mentality are just like a teen age girl…..So I do believe he is a closet case….
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003206280241 Bry Equality Gamble

Ahhhhh please most of you guys would suck his dick if you got the chance. Stop acting like all of a sudden you got such high standards.
Land Chris

so fuck able lol
Ryan Barner

That’s honestly the best picture I’ve ever seen of him. Wow.
dalerto

who cares if Another Juicehead with zero talent COMES OUT? I mean honestly WHO CARES? It would be as if Chris Humphries came Out. No one would care.
ButtBro

I’d totally fuck him, as long as he didn’t speak and kept his head (the one on his shoulders) off of my pillows, and then left as soon as I nutted in his ass or mouth.
alston green

I don’t waste my time watching trash like this.
19venumness91

i’d date him….i think hes really sexy and i do have the weird feelings when i see his pics and see him on t.v. that he is bi or gay and is scared to come out…if he is…i just wish he would already so he can be happier as himself. LOVE YA MIKE!
Vero_fatima

HE IS VERY CUTE I WOULD LIKE TO AVE HIM NEXT TO ME
scott

I’d fuck him (or him fuck me) , no questions asked!
Ibexx908

If I didn’t know anything about him, based on looks, I would fuck him, but since I do,…no way.
Vegaslamb

I like power bottoms, so Im totally cool with that…haha
JBB

I’ve hear him talk. “Ding Bat!” Still, I’d fuck him.
http://www.facebook.com/XwhyterabbitX Anthony Powers

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/09/mike-the-situation-sorrentino-gay-rumors_n_1265496.html?ref=gay-voices&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009#s515982&title=Zoe_Saldana_
Medraut

He may have a nice body, but his face is ugly. I would say he is dumber then a brick but that would be an insult to bricks everywhere. I want a man beautiful from head down to his toes.
http://ebofficial.weebly.com/ Edward

and someone who can carry out a conversation more than what type of gym equipment he likes to use most? or what type of “protein” he takes every morning?
Jax

I can honestly say that I would never fuck him. I wouldn’t be able to bring myself to even talk to him. I can’t be with someone, or even fuck them, if they’re not smart. yes, he’s hot. but his looks are completely nullified by his overwhelming stupidity.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=588583244 Mike Muniz

I don’t care what any of you bitches say -I’d jump on him in a second!
Javier

What I don’t get is how he’s famous for his abs. He’s got a really nice body, but his abs seem kind of lumpy, not sculpted and well defined.
Gignchip

Who Gives a Shit
Guy

Butter face.
I’m in MN, Kris!

Nonono, Kris Humphries is local (to me). If he came out, I might have a shot
Henry

I’d let him fuck me. Repeatedly.
Sixgun98837

mike it is time to come out of the closet. it is 2012 already.
Abouch

Why is being a closet case such a bad thing? Some people rather not discuss their sexuality in public. Some people don’t figure out their own sexuality later in life so he may not even be knowingly in a closet. Depends how you were raised and the people around you.
Em

Right? Thank you.
Litlebear4

he does look more fire island pines than jersey shore
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ Saint Impatience, ESQ.

æsthetically, the situation does please me.

to be quite honest.

in reference to his personality..
..i probably (not saying it’s a guarantee) might not want to give him “the pleasure.”

even if he wanted to.
William Olympio

yes, the guy is dumb and his face not so great. But if you ask me to fuck him, HELL YEA!! Who wouldn’t fuck “The Situation” ??? I would abuse him all day every day.
Anonymous

He is fuckable material and I will fuck him hard without hesitation.
Hh9999

I agree, I damn sure would. He’s hot and I’m not fucking his intelligence!!

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