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February 3, 2012

Super Bowl XLVI Hotness: Rob Ninkovich

Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New England Patriots. I’m loyal to my damn team! It’s not all that difficult, considering they’re some of the sexiest fuckers in the NFL.

Whether you’re a fan of Wes Welker‘s icey blue eyes or Deion Branch‘s magnificent smile, there’s something for everyone in the Pats’ line-up. Personally, I’m quite fond of Rob Ninkovich‘s beard. Scratch that! I’m just fond of Rob Ninkovich. Even without the facial hair, he’s one of the most boner-inducing athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on. UNF!

– Dewitt

Click through to daydream about giving Ninkovich a facial:

Let’s not forget the Pats’ other Rob:

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Sean 10:08pm on February 4, 2012

Yes, all of the aforementioned guys are hot.  I have to say, though, that I don't understand how James Ihedigbo is being left off these lists.  I know, I know, everyone has their own likes/dislikes and he might now be everyone's cup of tea yadda yadda yadda.  Even if you don't think he's hotter than the other guys on the list, however, can you really look at this picture: http://kravefitmagazine.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/krave-fit-magazine-featuring-new-york-jets-defensive-back-james-ihedigbo/ and tell me he's not at least as hot as most of these guys?  (I'm aware the picture identifies him as a Jet, but he is a Patriot now, and hotter than all heck.)  Life's little mysteries, I guess.

  • LemmeSeeYoFootballs

    Mmmmm Gronkowski…

  • ur_hole

    and his cock – or his arse?
    I’d like to see something…

  • J. Harvey

    Oh I didn’t. Wait til’ today’s Daily Wood.

  • Greenkai3000

    I like the other Rob better.

  • dewitt

    Oh, if only…

    – Dewitt

  • Jordan H.

    Yeah, this guy’s real hot if you like big fat bear slobs. Good think I’ve got the ex-gay ministries on speed dial; time to give them a call.

  • denis

    Without the beard he is hot..but facial hair spoils the good looks of guys who try to make themselves look unattractive..hate fucking beards.

  • EDM

    I was hoping for pics from the shower area!

  • Anonymous

    I guess I like big fat bear slobs? I’m cool with that.

  • RoadRunner86

    He was a hottie in High School, I can tell you that!

     http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/gallery/2012/before_they_were_patriots?pg=3

  • guyinnj

    go giants!!!! but this guy is pretty hot too hehe

  • yes.

    i am willing to give mr. ninkovich another kind of “beard” (which would be initially viscous in nature) to wear.

    i hope robert’d not mind it terribly. 

  • Olesoul

    Agreed.  He is damn hot…especially with the beard.

  • zeus

    beard is DIS FUCKING GUSTING
    clean or stubble he is quite hot
    beards are like having a big shit wiped on your face- even the hottest guy is gross with shit on his face

  • Joseph

    Yep, this guy is definitely hot, especially with the beard. But I’ll pass on watching the straight Academy Awards.

  • Neal

    Woof.  Just manly woofness.  Think he’s a “slob” cause he’s not your “type?”  Step up and prove it gets better.  Be bigger than that boy.

  • Horny Daddy

    is he the son of Yukon Cornelius?

  • Kenneth

    The man is hot in the last picture wearing the red boxer briefs.

  • Actually let’s forget about all of the first pics and JUST focus on the other Rob in the last one.  YUM!

  • Sean

    Yes, all of the aforementioned guys are hot.  I have to say, though, that I don’t understand how James Ihedigbo is being left off these lists.  I know, I know, everyone has their own likes/dislikes and he might now be everyone’s cup of tea yadda yadda yadda.  Even if you don’t think he’s hotter than the other guys on the list, however, can you really look at this picture: http://kravefitmagazine.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/krave-fit-magazine-featuring-new-york-jets-defensive-back-james-ihedigbo/ and tell me he’s not at least as hot as most of these guys?  (I’m aware the picture identifies him as a Jet, but he is a Patriot now, and hotter than all heck.)  Life’s little mysteries, I guess.