How about them Oscars? Sheesh. When your most exciting moment is a near-death actress striking a ridiculous leg pose, it’s time to re-evaluate your approach. Ugh, so much wrong. Very little right. Billy Crystal in blackface. Go lay down.
At least we got to look at Jean Dujardin a lot. Yes, he bellowed in francais but at least he’s nice to look at.
Speaking of winning, who in the hell won all of our polls last week? We know you’re dying to know. Check out the results (and pics) after the break.
I’ve been where Dewitt is. You scour Guys With iPhones and find two great pics of fuckable guys sporting Muppet paraphernalia. Great topic, but those are the only two pics! Never fear, just throw in a couple of randoms and make sure one’s showing his dick. Works every time. The dick won by the way – 46.91%.
Man, you could stare at Joe Manganiello all day, couldn’t you? Sexy fucker. As to whether he bends or thrusts, 60.57% of you feel that he would stuff you like a ballot box.
Hmm, there weren’t a lot of polls last week. You need more entertainment. Check out this awesome video of Sacha Baron Cohen’s newest publicity stunt at the Oscars which ended with an urn of ashes all over Ryan Seacrest.