It’s (blank) o’clock! You’re horny as hell, and you’re still waiting for that guy you’re chatting with on Manhunt to come over and suck your dick. You can’t wait forever, so what the hell should you do in the meantime? Perhaps you should just screw […]
Day: March 1, 2012
Quickie: William Levy
Dancing With The Stars is still on, and I repeat – I haven’t cared about that show since Joey Fatone’s big round butt stopped bouncing around on the dancefloor. However, there was a special surprise for us this week when ABC announced the new line-up. […]
The Locker Room: Adam Scott
He’s not a surfer. He’s famous for golf. Golf, you ask? GOLF has hot guys? Sure. Yes, it’s a ridiculous sport. When I picture golf, I picture boring corporate buddies discussing finance and how to hide the affair with the lady in HR from their […]
On The Hunt: Andreas & Nahuel
We like to call this update “absolute beginners” since it stars Nahuel, a cute compact muscle boy we met on Manhunt who had never been in front of a camera before. Boy, was he nervous! Luckily, we had Andreas to ease him into things. Andreas […]
Zac Efron Is Predictably Adorable In Post-Condomgate Interview (Brought To You By Matt Lauer)
Remember that time Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet? Of course you do! Now, let’s watch this interview with Matt Lauer, where he addresses the matter and makes coy “I’m going to have so much sex with you” faces like the one […]
Porn Pics That ACTUALLY Made Me Vomit In My Mouth
After the not-too-welcoming response on this week’s Woof Alert, I left the following comment: “I would like to know how many people who say they ‘threw up’ when they saw this actually vomited in their mouths. Are your stomachs that sensitive, guys? Maybe you should […]
Underwear Drawer: Speedos On “The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes”
Let’s all thank the gay dude who is in power over at MTV. A recent episode of The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes once again had the male contestants wiggling into speedos, oiling up their bodies, and sliding on each other. You can almost forgive […]
What’s Wrong With People?: Bustin Beeber
Whenever Dewitt writes a “Twink Tank” post, there’s always some dick in the comments wailing about how we’re encouraging pedophilia blah blah blah bored-whinypants-has-his-own-issues. THIS is the shit they should be directing their menses-informed complaints towards. Justin Bieber just turned 18, which renders him legal. […]
Watch The New Trailer For “The Avengers”
As if this GIF of Chris Evans‘ ass from World of Wonder weren’t enough, the latest trailer for The Avengers is actually quite good. It’s giving you everything you want out of a blockbuster superhero movie. Action! Explosions! Cliché lines about teamwork! Mark Ruffalo! It’s […]
A Quote From George Clooney About His Sexuality (Presented With No Snarky Commentary From Us)
Actor and notable fan of Michael Fassbender‘s penis George Clooney addresses the gay “rumors” (and some other stuff too) in an interview with The Advocate‘s Brandon Voss: “I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, […]