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March 20, 2012

Okay, I Guess I’ll Post This Video of Marc Dylan Eating A Cookie Naked In San Francisco…

When I first saw this video of Marc Dylan strolling around the Castro naked, I thought to myself, “Is this really necessary? I’ve already seen you swallowing four dicks at the same time.” Then I watched it again, decided it was cute and figured I’d share it with those of you who hadn’t seen it already.

Watch it! Stare in wonder at Marc’s perfectly round cheeks! Laugh at the part where the barber trims his pubes! Squeal in delight as he eats a cookie, and then proceed to ask yourself whether a man as gorgeous and fit as Marc Dylan is ever allowed to eat cookies…

Alternatively, you could just get 3 days of access to COLT for $2.95 and watch Marc get plowed by Adrian Long in their new film California Boys. Options are nice.

– Dewitt

Click through to watch Marc walk around naked:

See Marc get fucked NOW in COLT’s California Boys.

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  • TopUp

    that was difficult to watch. marc dylan is trying to come off as cute and whimsical but ends up looking unpolished and awkward.

  • daddysal

    oh please that was too freakin’ cute, I just want to know: where did he keep the money for that cookie? 🙂

  • Emmdee

    Look at that acting; I almost believe him as a real tourist. How is it that more porn stars are not able to break into mainstream acting when they are clearly so talented?

  • Scott

    Must have been in his sock.  He’s wearing argyles.

  • Olesoul

    He’s one of those guys that is hot and cute at the same time.

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one who’s getting kind of tired of Marc Dylan?  Can you say “overexposure”?

  • Anne Noise

    God, I miss Hot Cookie.  Most delicious baked good in the city.

  • LFJBEAR

    I love the fact that no one on the street seems to notice or be bothered by it. Maybe there is hope for nudity yet!

  • Mmc

    I’m so sick of Marc Dylan. I don’t even find him attractive, just overexposed!!!

  • Plasticroad1

    How did he film this and not get arrested for public nudity?

  • Nakedness is legal in SF as long as you aren’t lewd

  • DelSam

    You would never see anything like that here in Tennessee. The bible thumpers would have a stroke. (No pun intended)

  • Frogfin_786

    damn……$4.00 gas.

  • Anonymous

    That was hilarious!! I have a huge smile on my face and loved that clip; way to go Marc 🙂
    Yuck, $4.00 gas…

  • BLACKjackHAMMER

    I seriously doubt Marc  would ever  try  anything like that here in NYC he would surely get arrested on Broadway or Time Square and Christopher ST will lets just say he wouldl be very SORE in the morning

  • TommyTrojan

    I loves me some Marc Dylan but I’m not sure how I feel about this clip.

    On one hand, I kinda liked that he just walked around, rocking out with his cock out.  I think Americans as a whole are way too prudish about plain-on non-sexual nudity.  If I had a body like Marc’s, you can be damn sure I’d wear a lot fewer clothes than I do now!

    On the other hand, IDK it just…seemed kinda trashy and icky and exploitative.  I know it was filmed in the Castro and a totally different set of rules apply there and it’s not like there were a bunch of kids (or Republicans) hanging around to see his wee-wee, but still…

  • Kenneth

    San Francisco must be the most gayest and liberal city in America. Marc wouldn’t be able to walk around in Washington, D.C. naked with the Metropolitan Police Department, U.S. Park Police, Metro Police, or the U.S. Secret Service locking his ass up. He would be place in D.C. jail in D.C. jail with a cell mate named Bubba.

  • Kenneth

    Marc wouldn’t be able to do this in the DuPont Circle area of D.C. with getting locked up.

  • Kenneth

    In D.C., regular is $4.40 in Dupont Circle at 23rd & P Streets, NW. In my neighborhood, regular gasoline is $4.09.

  • TommyTrojan

    Well, given Marc’s propensity to throw his legs up in the air for anything with a cock and a pulse, I’m guessing he and Bubba will become friends pretty quickly. 😉

  • Heinrich Gutenreich

    LOVE the clip. He’s sooo cute and extremely hot at the same time, and that’s a rare combo to pull off. I’m liking how effortless it seems. Americans are so hung up on seeing naked bodies. You were born that way, and you spend a very significant portion of your lives that way. Why is everyone so scared of a naked man. Women are constantly objectified and naked all the time in everything from Disney movies to video games. It’s about time we started showing men in the buff as well! 

  • Raverboi

    that was just too cute…hav no idea who this bloke is but luv’d that he had the balls (so to speak) to rock the Castro naked…yeh would neva happen in Aust…closest we get to that is streakers on the cricket pitch and then they get busted by the cops…:-)  

  • the person filming marc’d kept the money.

    of course.

  • (that was clever.)

  • i wanna get my hands on..

    ..that 1920s music!

    i wish to do “the charleston,” and Sock•Hop for a while.

    [/statement]

  • hahah this was sooo cute! 

  • he is fucking sexy