Why hello, Peeta Mellark! Did you just finish baking some bread? Are you feeling down because Katniss Everdeen is sending you mixed feelings? Or perhaps the whole “you’re going to be sent to fight to the deathin an arena” thing is weighing hard on your soul? That’s okay. I’ve got something that could relieve that tension! It’s called my District MY BUTTHOLE, and you should get inside it immediately.
Um, sorry! I was just living out a fantasy in my head after seeing this still of Josh Hutcherson in The Hunger Games. There are more stills here, but none of them are making me as excited for the movie as this one. Ugh, I want to touch his nipples so much right now. So much.
Click through to watch the official trailer:
One more pic of Peeta, ’cause that’s how I get down:
Also, the fashion in this movie is going to be AMAZING: