That exclamation point is there for a reason, bitch! No, I’m not a “Fanilow” (except for “Mandy, that’s a hot track) but respect must be paid to Mr. Barry Manilow! He’s had a long and illustrious career as an entertainer and has a solid fanbase. Did you know he started out playing piano for Bette Midler. Dude is one of those benchmark gays.
Has he ever acknowledged his homosexuality? Wait, is he straight? I’ll be right back.
*heads off to research by watching Barry Manilow vids on YouTube*
Ok, I’m back. Yeah – he’s gay. He obviously plays it close to the (sparkly) vest, and that’s his choice. Still – let’s guess if he’s a top or a bottom! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT FACE?
Dewitt is so gonna regret letting me right this feature.