Forgive me. I’m already screaming “Bottom! Bottom!” from deep inside of my soul. There’s just something about former Savage Garden member Darren Hayes that says “I like to be fucked gently and cuddled afterwards”. Maybe it’s the fact that he co-wrote songs like “Truly, Madly, Deeply” and “I Knew I Loved You”. I don’t even know what I mean by this, but those are such bottom songs. Like, if those songs were people, they’d love it up the butt SO MUCH.
But I digress. Hayes recently chatted with Pink News about his latest solo album and the most recent single “Bloodstained Heart”. For whatever reason, this made me think, “Hey! Since he’s an openly gay musical artist, we should have a ridiculous discussion about whether he’s a Top or Bottom.” Why?