Wednesday 22nd May 2013,

Top or Bottom: Justin Bieber

Have you heard about Justin Bieber‘s boyfriend?!?!

It’s the title of his new single. We probably should have put that in quotes as “Boyfriend”, but that wouldn’t have been as much fun. The pop star, who recently turned eighteen and became the victim of his own porn parody, will release the song at some point in the near future. Apparently it’s been compared to Justin Timberlake and… the Ying Yang Twins?

Interesting. Though we’re not really fans of the Biebz here at Manhunt headquarters, we thought it’d be fun (aka a total shitshow in the comments section) to include him in the Daily‘s Top or Bottom series. So without further ado, let’s skip right to the big question. If he were playing for our team, do you think he’d be a pitcher or a catcher?

- Dewitt

Click through to cast your vote:


  • Fuckoff

    lmao….not a single person thinks he’d be anything other than a lesbian or total bottom

  • Pwrbttm

    he’s a bigger bottom than me

  • Blue

    He has Santorum.

  • Ric

    I think Dewitt is a total catcher  ;-)

  • Pianoman_1958

    How in the world anyone in the first place would like this kid let alone his singing which would have been booted off American Idol in the first round.  I don’t know and can’t figure out.  I can’t even stand to look at him on TV.  I’m with manhunt on this and not really liking the kid.

  • Cool_Kid

    Ew… I prefer Salena Gomez

  • Coksukr131

    I voted for 100% versatile but I would wish he was a top if had the chance with him. Jury’s out on his singing haven’t really heard him that much but I would love to play in bed with him.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing worse than a rich-bitch twink bottom…

  • Anonymous

    I dunno. I think if I bent over Dewitt would consider breeding me :-)

  • Runnah69

    Bieber’s singing doesn’t bother me – i  don’t hear it that often.  for a young man  he  is well mannered and seems to have his head on straight.  I  guess what I really appreciate is the caring he shows for children who have problems healthwise.  He makes a point of visiting children’s hospitals in all the cities he has concerts in and and for that reason I think this young man deserves praise and a pat on the back.  So I   don’t care what he is sexually.  To me he is a very fine young man!    Ron

  • Jockfever

    I’ll pass on the “If he were playing for our team…” game.   Seems like this game is played a lot with self-identified Christians, e.g., Tim Tebow.   They’re both public figures but I don’t find speculation about their sexual orientationall that interesting.  If they’re both gay, cool.  If neither one is gay, cool.     

  • David7boi

    He’s probably neither top nor bottom; sort of weirdly and androgynously asexual. But it might be fun to tie him up for about 18 hours and just randomly and repeatedly fuck the hell out of him.

  • Ric

     Agreed, Ron –  very well-said.

  • apothos

    his music is ‘bubble gumish’, kids copy his hair cut, & the way he dresses………the ‘kids’ need a life, the rest need to ignore him.

  • http://www.manhunt.net/externalProfile/CT_Versatile_Fun CT_Versatile_Fun

    Even if he is not a bottom yet I am sure it would not be hard to turn him into one!
    He seems like he is a passive guy in the first place.

  • Kenny C.

    She’s a total bottom! Being so porcelain-like, what size dick do you think he has?

  • Oral4uinthe352

    He is the cutest lil twink boi.. I hate his music but would love to top him all night long….

  • whereangelsdare2

    Lol this was an excellent choice. Bebs is a hottie and he is rather funny as well. But i totally think he would be a top. When u are twink u always are suprised by the positions people have. by positions i mean int he sack

  • Kenny

    I could care less! But, I am gonna side w/Marg Helgenber who said he was a TOTAL SHITHEAD while on the set on CSI MIAMI. Thats enough for me!

  • RavelTrouser

    Yeah I was going to choose “lesbian”

  • William Olympio

    FUCK!!! Beiber must die!!!!

  • Jerry

    Nothing can turn a gay into a straight quicker than thinking about Justin Bieber.

  • Martymartin2000

    He’s as gay as George Michael, Elton John, Neal Patrick Harris, Anderson Cooper,  and on and on and on.  I can’t stand him. Not because he’s a big closet homo, but a little smart ass kid with an attidude who needs to be taken down a couple notches.  A few years down the road and he will be in the Betty Ford clinic.  God rest her soul, but did you think she would be there for so many fucked up “stars”?

  • Martymartin2000

    teenie tiny. That’s why he has such a big attidude. He has to make up for lack of a cock.

  • Shoesize15

    Good for you…he does seem to be a polite young man…something refreshing nowadays!

  • TommyTrojan

    Am I the only one who threw up in his mouth a little bit at the thought of Justin Bieber naked and having sex with…anyone?!?

  • Boaxxx

     Actually he’s  not a smart ass kid at all – he’s extremely polite when interviewed and has actually does quite a bit of charitable work and continues to.  Additionally, I’ve never heard or seen anything in the tabloids to lead one to think that he’s a big partier so I don’t anticipate a Betty Ford visit anytime soon.  Nonetheless we all have our own opinions.

  • Sxbuddy

    He’s Ellen in male drag

  • Runnah69

    we totally agree and I think DeWitt should acknowledge the great work this young man does.  Too bad some of the other celebrities wouldn’t do the same thing and make some young kids who has had a terrible illness at least have some fun, some feeling of being special, and so cool because they were able to meet a young man who shows care and concern for them.  Wish all you naysayers knew what it was like to spend months and sometimes years in a children’s hospital.  Give this man some credit for God’s sake!!!!

  • anonymous

    bottom or not i’ll take him..he’s very cute

  • Chad_snow

    WRONG… so so wrong

  • CC

    LMAOOO!  He is a lesbian and I totally voted that!

  • Thomas

    Is that even a question????LOL. who the fuck are those who voted Total Top? U fucking kidding me?

  • Anonymous

    Ha, as long as we never use the word “breed” or any variation of it, I would gladly ram your ass, fairfaxx09. :P

  • JSKain92

    I don’t care what people say about Bieber, I would love to flip flop with him!

  • Grad_jock

    sloppy bottom

  • Tw

    chaz bono wannabe

  • Tim

    sexy bottom

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