Who The Hell Won: Week Of 3/12/12
Front singlet view. Back singlet view. It’s nice when you can get both in the same shot. Welcome to “Who The Hell Won?”. “How come you guys never list who wins all those damn polls you put up?” someone asked us one time in a Manhunt meeting. Solved!
The big revelation this week? There were more than a few of you who would fuck Hulk Hogan. Really?
- J. Harvey
See who all our sexy poll winners were (with pics!) last week after the JUMP:
Would You Hit That?: Hulk Hogan
All you need to know is that 17.58% of you would fuck Hulk Hogan.
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Virgin Bottom Vs. Experienced Porn Star
YOU TAKE THAT DICK, BITCH! And take it Kodi did! He took it all the way to a win! The virgin Kodi beat out the more experience Kyle Quinn in “Fuck Vs. Fuck” last week. His butthole was a delicious new frontier for Conner to explore.
iPhone Wars: Battle Of No Pants (Part V)
Last week’s “iPhone Wars” was a total hogfest, and you guys chose Contestant D (above) as the biggest dick at the trough. I have no idea what that even means but he’s got a nice big cock and sweet abs. I was a little surprised that the twink with the surprisingly large tool didn’t do better than 21%, though. Maybe it was the sad expression.
Who Would You Rather?: Leonardo DiCaprio Vs. Fake Leonardo DiCaprio
You guys aren’t overly concerned with fucking the genuine Leonardo DiCaprio article. 27.34% of you chose the “Probably Real Leo, But Fake Leo Ain’t Bad” option. He would do in a pinch, huh?
Top Or Bottom: Justin Bieber
Oooo, someone’s gettin’ hit with the puberty stick. Dewitt is so wrong for this. He asked you guys if you think Justin (who is legal by the way) would be a top or a bottom. Guess what almost half of you voted for? Hint – it involves a dick in his butt. You guys know THIS was fake, right?