The folks at Randy Blue have this habit of releasing several scenes in a row that my dick can’t resist blogging about. This time, they’ve popped out back-to-back clips of Cayden Ross and Derek Atlas (previously seen together here) getting their muscular asses rammed by […]
Day: April 3, 2012
Quickie: Armando
Hairy fellow Armando gets very naked in the sixth volume of Muto Manifesto. By the end of this post, you will see every inch of his body that’s above the kneecaps. Yes, that means you’ll see his dick! And his butt! I wasn’t bullshitting when […]
Twink Tank: Max Ryder
For better or worse, newcomer Max Ryder puts the “cocky” in Cocky Boys. He is so obviously impressed with himself that it’s almost a turn-off. Then you look at him again and realize he could be the biggest prick in the world, and you’d still […]
When In Doubt, Post More Pics of Benjamin Godfre…
It’s been a while since we last heard from Benjamin Godfre, right? Just nod your head and say “yes”, whether you know the answer to that question or not. Otherwise, we won’t have an excuse to post these shots from his session with photographer Gabriel […]
Whitney Houston’s Final Work Has A Trailer
Here’s the spot for Sparkle. It’s Whitney Houston’s last film, and she plays a former singer whose daughters form a girl group in the 1960s.Watch it after the jump. Sad, huh? Despite the fact that her character named her daughter “Sparkle”, the girl group’s name […]
iPhone Wars: The Battle of Faces Vs. Big Dicks
Do people really prefer face pics over dick pics? We’re going to (attempt to) uncover the truth in today’s round of iPhone Wars, in which five sufficiently cute clothed men compete against five sufficiently hung naked men. Who will be victorious in the end? We […]
Alexander Guerra’s Hot Bunnies
Fab.com sends me an e-mail everyday shilling their wares. And I want everything. Unfortunately, I’m only a gay hookup site blogger, and can’t afford that $3,000 nightstand made of Peruvian yak spit. Anyway, they’re selling the work of the above photographer. He’s Alexander Guerra and […]
I’m Still Team Edward, Y’all.
While you’re occupied with your Taylor Lautner bukkake party fantasies, I’ll be over here (mentally) fapping to these shots of wet hobo Robert Pattinson and wondering what’s wrong with my penis. Why the hell am I so attracted to this man? Is it just because […]
Taylor Lautner Bukkake Party
The actual context of this photo isn’t anywhere near as sexy. I’m warning you now! Do not, under any circumstances, visit this link! Just imagine for a second that a world exists where Taylor Lautner got coated in SO MUCH cum that he could barely […]
Money Shot: He’s All That
You know that scene in She’s All That where the dorky girl with glasses gets a makeover (in which they mostly just take off her glasses), and then she’s suddenly a TOTAL BABE? Yeah, um, The Guy Site‘s so-called “Cute Bear Next Door” J.T. reminds […]