“You always want to stretch real good before you do anything.” That’s what Matty Demerit had to say before he started slamming his cock into Clayton Archer‘s ass. It’s a pretty important lesson to take into consideration, you know? Sex injuries are the most embarrassing […]
Day: April 10, 2012
Quickie: Efren Chacon
Imagine if you walked into your kitchen and found this man sitting on your counter. While you’d initially be shocked that a stranger invaded your living space, your feelings might change when he puts down that mug, slides that tank top over his head and […]
Twink Tank: Brez Wild & Nathan Brookes
What’s that you say? You want to see more virgins? Well, if you skeptical fuckers are just going to assume that every man in the world has had a dick up his ass, why would we ever post more virgins? Oh… Because the sex is […]
Hot Guys Eating Stuff
Here are some pictures of impossibly gorgeous male models holding pastries and pretending to eat them! Food porn fetishists are going to see these pics and be like, “Oh my gosh! This is complete bullshit. They’re not even chewing. Your definition of ‘eating’ is about […]
RuPaul’s New Video Rounds Up Just About Everybody From Season Four
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s fourth season only has three episodes left – a look behind-the-scenes, the final episode announcing the winner, and the reunion. Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt-esque tears you see rolling down my face. It’s my favorite show! Luckily, we’ll always have this […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters (Part III)
Guys lifting their shirts up to show their stomachs! We haven’t tackled this theme on iPhone Wars since November 2010, so we’re bringing it back for today’s round of amateur real men, er, realness… Which of these four shirt lifters makes you want to lift […]
Mr. Gay World 2012!
Meet Andreas Derleth. He’s the stationary store manager from New Zealand who was recently crowned Mr. Gay World 2012. That’s a lot of pressure for one gay guy! Derleth beat out the rest of his Speedo-ed competition in events like Mr. Gay Swimwear, Sports Challenge, […]
The Best Movie I Have Never Seen
Mad scientists. Orgies. Drag queens. Gorillas. Extreme fisting. What do these five things have in common? They’re all incorporated in the 1974 (should be) classic Drive. The film combines hardcore gay sex with a plotline reminiscent of a 1950s sci-fi B-movie, all while making a […]
Money Shot: Jizz On The Back
Jordano Santoro‘s ass is out of this world. I honestly can’t tell if he’s arching his back all the time, or if his cheeks are simply so big and round that it only looks like he’s arching his back all the time. Either way, when […]
Matt Zarley: “Trust Me”
Before we discuss Matt Zarley‘s brand new single “Trust Me”, let’s pause for a moment and address the things I want to do to Matt Zarley’s body. These things would occur in a sleazy motel room with a gigantic mirror on the wall. The rest […]