Acrobatic gay porn with fire-breathing and singlets may not sound like your cup of tea, but I’m going to pour it down your throat whether you like it or not. That’s just how we get down at the Cock Buffet! We push naked dudes upon […]
Day: April 12, 2012
The Locker Room: Jeremy Bloom
My hard-on is in full Bloom! Sorry. This is Jeremy Bloom, a devastatingly handsome pro skier/pro football player. He must have muscles HE’S not even aware he has. He’s also an Internet mogul. Jeremy is basically The Bachelor if that person really existed and wasn’t […]
A Man Who Needs No Introduction
An excerpt from Paragon Men‘s description of Kurt Madison, aka Quinn Christopher Jaxon: “He’s picky about his partners, but when he goes out drinking, his standards plummet and anyone can have ‘a red hot go’. See, he’s not just easy on the eyes! Kurt likes […]
Underwear Drawer: Justin Monroe’s Rock Bottoms
Justin Monroe (he of the outrageous underwear and filthy circus blog) has introduced a line of limited edition “Rock Bottom” briefs for the boastful and slutty among you. Frankly, the underwear is kind of your run of the mill novelty briefs, but the promo shots […]
Random Question: Do Gay Icons Still Exist?
Okay, sluts! It’s time to talk about some gay shit. The topic of “gay icons” started brewing in our minds after our dear acquaintance Jasun Mark (of Gay Daily Hot fame) took a break from posting naked porn stars to write a piece entitled “Judy […]
Oh, Anderson…
Yes, you put your reputation of “serious journalist” at risk whenever you succumb to these girlish giggles. But you’re just so damn cute when you do! Anderson Cooper once again melted down into hysterics during his CNN show. While airing a story on something called […]
Sexy Pictures of Chris Evans Are Obviously Sexy
Chris Evans is such a dude. As if he weren’t already insanely attractive, he has to shove his magnificent dudeness in our faces, making us want him even more. Like, could you please stop duding out all over the place for one second, Chris Evans? […]
Money Shot: Kiss Me Gently, Fingerbang Me Hard
I’m a big fan of those sexual moments which combine something tender with something a little rougher. Drill me like I’m a whore, and then kiss me like I’m your boyfriend! That’s my ultimate life motto (that I just made up today while typing this). […]
Jessie J & David Guetta: “Laserlight”
Jessie J is like that annoying cousin who found you on Facebook, and she won’t stop bothering you until you have lunch with her. “We need to catch up!” she says. You make up an excuse. She says it again. You tell her another lie. […]